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board and card games just hit different aboard a ferry or train. there's a group of boomers next to me on the cross sound to long island playing Sequence and this must be the first time in my life that i've seen Sequence and wanted to play it

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update: the correct answer appears to be "get more into cocktails"

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without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

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funniest possible outcome: zohran wins the primary. as establishment dems do, the NY machine decides to repeat verbatim a strategy and candidate that's worked in this situation before. 300 miles away at western off-track betting corporate in batavia, Byron Brown gets the call for one last job

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I hate climate change so much man I moved north trying to escape Georgia and it followed me up here

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Sir James Blake has become spokesman for another independent music platform startup.

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only after i posted this did i realize that the one time i was in a polycule was the time i actually lost my traditionally defined gold star

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gold star hsts (never been in a polycule as more than a single episode guest star)

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the temptation to take up smoking has gotten real strong lately so i'm considering other extremely stupid but less damaging things i could do as momentary release valves for world events stress. current frontrunner is using "ameriKKKa" without a shred of irony

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calling out "sick set bro!" with complete sincerity as I walk past an idling street sweeper in newton massachusetts

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i wanna think i'm inoculated against "don't give them an excuse" logic but the first thought my brain spat out was "reporting cuomo's nyc traffic offenses will if anything garner him sympathy votes"

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tee-hee

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hardcore continuum more like Rinse FM Cinematic Universe

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fucking obliterated from orbit by this guy on okcupid

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sorry for crashing out on a subject that no one on this website would dispute me on but LLMs both in themselves and as a social phenomenon trouble me so much that it's contributed to my reawakening spirituality because i have no better understanding for what it does than corruption of the soul

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why would you want to drink coffee for 58 minutes when you could read

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by gesturing and hinting toward fundamentally incomprehensible events outside of any knowable narrative context, samuel beckett in his famed play Waiting for Godot invented "lore." in this essay i will

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need a bf who races against my cat to park on top of me for a few minutes when I get home

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john cena frequented a coffee shop i worked at. he was stealth but if you knew anything about anything you'd recognize his face & voice while focusing on them to take an order. i didn't know anything about anything. he'd give me a weird look when i asked his name for the order and i never knew why

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I take an absolutist tack for a millennial who escaped evangelicalism in that I think all christian media of our youth was inferior to secular culture it imitated & there's no valid "ok but you have to admit x slaps" including Veggietales. unfortunately I do have a VERY embarrassing secret exception

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mildly upset that the book i've reread most in my lifetime is probably "a new clue" by marion marigold

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next month i'm gonna get the ferry to provincetown during Bear Week and take my equivalent of this photo

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for all the rot and terror the internet has wrought, I have to be grateful for it on balance solely for the fact that you can ease the transience society forces on queer relationships by simply becoming instagram oomfies (hey boo you know who you are 😘)

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i still can't believe the Art of Noise comeback new age/trip hop album about claude debussy featuring narration by john hurt and multiple rakim guest verses is real

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one of the worst yet most fascinating genres of dilf is the guy whose divorce so exacerbated his misogyny that he literally turned gay out of disgust for women. this is a 100% real phenomenon, they are hoovering up emotionally dysfunctional twinks on grindr

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the insight briefly studying poli sci in the 2000s gave me is that polls are not actually terribly useful for determining anything besides how people who have the free time to answer the phone in the middle of a working day are inclined to talk to people who ask political questions

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The jungle is in us, in our unconscious - Carl Jung

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Harry Potter fans, here are four other fantastical books about a hidden world of magic users you could try. Have fun! ❤️‍🩹

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you know how after george floyd like 40% of the country thought all of minneapolis had completely burned to ash. is there a scenario where we can parley this mythos for a large enough area to start building an autonomous zone there before they realize it's not empty

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my cat has been escalating the tone of his meow ever higher over the years trying to be as baby as possible that now unless he's really projecting he can't really get a pitch out properly. but he doesn't bother to yell because he knows i'll always respond so he mostly communicates with me by gasping

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