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recession's no excuse these days, the economy just needs to take her spiro every day and start a gofundme for a hairline transplant

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The Magic Schoolbus Logs On to Reddit

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opportunity for funniest thing ever &c. &c.

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it's gotten to the point where i can no longer credibly deny that i am hot so my new strategy is to deliberately not allow myself to be hot

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oh by the way, the other day I got into a weird headspace and did a whole long thread about how I’m feeling. no way I’m rewriting it all for alt text so here’s a link x.com/postoctobris...

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lizzо girl read the room you're not gonna get there on bad-vibes visuals and homages to other cancelled stars you gotta do the full anti-wоke pivot. 250k views is nothing on what you could pull calling into рump dot fun streams to say hillary told you she's magоg to your face

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because i'm too sane i decided to peek in the hotel room's book of mormon and i'm delighted to see our buddy joe riffing on this classic bit of biblical rhetoric

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sometimes it really does feel like the nebulous left has a natural cultural advantage in the internet age and i don't think we're particularly smarter or savvier or less toxic i think it's just that unlike apparently every other political tendency we're able to fucking relax

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well-behaved bottoms rarely make history

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launching she/they pronouns

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the time is nigh for american protestantism to face or reformation of its own. Instead of defecting to exvangelicalism or liberation theology I need one of these disillusioned influencers or pastors to decide they're gonna be the second coming of jan hus

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a favorite idea in my more hardcore experimental/noise hermit years was sampling lyrics I thought were stupid and looping them ad nauseum until they became something else. currently revisiting a 32-minute piece where i gradually slowed a line about daylight savings from a ddr ost into bass sludge

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ok so the news needs to stop happening but also im entering my bertolt brecht era about it

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thinking about getting an upside-down tattoo reading "attaboy" on the back of one ankle

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i'm hsts because i love high risk high reward

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this is the legacy the dolls are carrying with our refusal to stop playing balatro

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go birds

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line go down 😊

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one of the few things that somehow taste worse when you're stoned

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Even for its context as cable filler I'm still shocked at how loose Freakazoid is from the jump. We're already stretching every other joke out too long and calling it anti-comedy huh. Oh wow it's episode two and we're abandoning it all for a Johnny Quest parody. To be clear I fucking love this shit

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if u start this video right now it will end just in time for the markets to start imploding youtu.be/OnGQeVTt4KI

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you can really tell who’s never worked in the service industry based on who romanticizes the concept of the Small Business lol

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one of my more toxic and indefensible traits is i kind of adore Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat

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if there's one thing i can assure you it is that transgender women fucking love Italians

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what gets to me about libs hopping on the DEI backlash is THAT WAS ALL THEM!! did leftists and queers gin up those inane workshops or was it your consultant complex? who policed language more overbearingly than those for whom it was the only real terrain? we didn't put that kente scarf on pelosi!

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Untitled, by Cy Twombly, 1990, 📸 by Dan Sheridan // @Inphosports

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