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Nine paragraphs into today's NYT story on the situation with the Gaza ceasefire, readers are informed that Israeli officials and international mediators "said that Hamas’s claims were accurate."

submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announces resignation, as Canada officially admits defeat in the Drake vs. Kendrick beef.

submitted 47 days ago • 195 comments

These kids who used to watch unboxing videos are going to freak when they are old enough to discover burlesque

submitted 66 days ago • 5 comments

Aetna Honors All The Brave Insurance Debt Collectors Continuing To Work In This Difficult Time theonion.com/aetna-honors...

submitted 66 days ago • 30 comments

I’m making healthy eating choices in 2025. Goodbye 10pc wings and hello 8pcs wings

submitted 66 days ago • 211 comments

I love how all gospel songs are just like “yeah life is tough but one day it won’t be…when I die” LMAOOOOOOO

submitted 66 days ago • 312 comments

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

submitted 67 days ago • 630 comments

Never has a class made me cry tears of joy until I took philosophy.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I know in my heart if there wasn’t a music industry I would still be a bard… traveling the world singing and playing my flute telling stories and sharing love If this whole system collapses I’ll still be writing songs bitch its who im born to be

submitted 78 days ago • 433 comments

Healthcare should be free for all! As Jesus intended.

submitted 78 days ago • 714 comments

FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy theonion.com/fda-recommen...

submitted 78 days ago • 43 comments

submitted 79 days ago • 26 comments

lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to

submitted 79 days ago • 60 comments

Bryce Canyon National Park | US 🇺🇸

submitted 79 days ago • 80 comments

JOSEPH: got any rooms INNKEEPER: no JOSEPH: i want to see your manager INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”

submitted 80 days ago • 97 comments

Godzilla and King Kong are such great ambassadors for their respective cultures, one is like “what if our atomic hubris called forth an agent of our destruction from the very seas that birthed us” and one is like “what if monsters wanted our white women”

submitted 86 days ago • 49 comments

Love Cenksgiving. The gift that keeps on giving.

submitted 85 days ago • 8 comments