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He/Him Vaguely humanoid souls player The only platform fascists deserve has a trapdoor underneath them
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Doomscrolling before sleeping time nourishes my soul

Roko's Backshots, a philosophical debate about a malevolent backshotter where you need to stop pillow princessing and contribute to the back and forth momentum of the shots or they will destroy you

There is actually no feeling quite like listening to Adrienne Lenker with rain in the background while you’re half asleep

Invincible is so fucking peak holy shit I love this show

I’m watching Invincible for the first time and I hope Rexplode gets fucking lobotomised

Walking home on a sunny day while listening to a horror podcast is actually so peak

Who could have assumed the innocuous hollowed-out wooden horse would have a bunch of fucking Achaeans in it?? Fuck off with this shit. Troy forever.

Writing a speech introduction turns me into a self imposed Sisyphus

Nothing works better than my natural alarm clock You look over to see my head violently slamming into the bus window every time we hit a pothole

Playing Lethal Company with drunk strangers is so fucking funny

In theory I’m aware of how easily people can fall for far right propaganda but seeing it in practice is always a little bit demoralising

So down bad I’m crushing on a podcast character

All Palestine Action have ever struggled for is a world in which Palestinians can live out their lives with freedom, dignity, and self-determination. Pushing us outside the law won't stop us writes Ravachol Mutt newsocialist.org.uk/transmission...

Somebody sedate me

You know a fight with someone is bad if you gotta resort to listening to I Bet On Losing Dogs

Fighting with your best friend but it’s that awkward kind where you’re both just not speaking to the other and you’re waiting for an apology is honestly worse than any kind of purgatory dreamt up by Dante

Spending my Valentine’s Day doing what I love, binge drinking and playing Elden Ring

The urge to listen to every song that reminds you of someone when you’re mad at them vs the desire to avoid every band they’ve ever recommended is some crazy tension

Nothing more embarrassing than spilling a drink in someone else’s car, like you can kill me now if you want I get it

One Balatro game before going to bed is quite possibly the most self destructive lie I’ve told myself

I love screaming Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales after I spend more than 20 minutes thinking about my life

*In moon knights voice from Marvel Rivals* “The goon haunts you”

Nothing worse than thinking you can parry a 1st phase bosses attack in a game than immediately getting the shit beat out of you

People who do everything to avoid talking about politics because they can’t compartmentalise or emotionally regulate actually piss me off so bad, just because you refuse to acknowledge something doesn’t mean it’s not happening

Nothing more humbling than someone walking in on you dramatically listening to Car Seat Headrest

Straight yearning it, let’s just say by it I mean my desire for a future far away from here

Being confined to a small rural town you can’t leave creates such a specific yearning but anxiety of the future

i think i would kill it as an administrator of a Bronze Age city state

Studying psychology to reach my full potential as an evil twink

Porn with clowns in it? Call that a freak show