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Victoria Derbyshire replaced Laura Kuenssberg on her own show and she was 1000x... infinitely better. RT if it is time to replace the Laura Kuenssberg show with the Victoria Derbyshire show.

Farmers: “He was supposed to hurt other people, not us.”

"Just one more thing. You say you're trying to save the government billions, yet you're taking $30B to blow up rockets indiscriminately. You have this crazy scheme where you pretend we're going to colonize Mars. To be perfectly frank with you, Mrs. Columbo thinks you're on drugs."

I am a little bored with the 'What About Brexit?' bombardment tbh but you really can't talk about the UK's "deep economic scars" without bloody mentioning it. Unless you're the BBC, apparently. Its negative impact is not an opinion, it's counting.

Roy Orbison and Johnny Cash perform "Oh, Pretty Woman" live on The Johnny Cash Show in 1969. m.youtube.com/watch?v=eV9G...

Seems fair to me.

“Listen, you fat fuck… you don’t come into my state and pull a PR stunt at the expense of my constituents. I’m not your boy…” ~ what the voices in my head think Gov Newsom said to Shitler.

Dear Friends who are immigrants. If you entered US legally, be sure to carry your documents with you. If undocumented, according to the law, you do not have to answer any questions or sign anything without lawyer advice. Im so very sorry

Every fucking MAGA cultist who fucking assured me that Trump had no fucking plans whatsoever to implement fucking Project 2025 can go fuck themselves.

14th Amendment to the United States Constitution (July 9, 1868) states: "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside."

Eggs = expensive Elon Musk = making Nazi salutes Inauguration front row = billionaires Prescriptions = 4200% more expensive Jan 6 violent insurrectionists = pardoned Ukraine = still fighting off Russian invasion Trump only cares about fascists, thugs, billionaires, and himself

All the work done by Martin Luther King, Malcolm X and many others, erased by an orange blob with a single pen stroke.

Kinda funny that MAGA wants us to “get over” January 6th and “look forward not back”, when they still haven’t gotten over the Civil fucking War.

So that’s the Mirror & Murdoch down, only the Mail to go. And people still wonder why UK newspapers are so vile to Prince Harry & Meghan…

Denmark telling Mr Trump to fuck off. If this is a message you endorse, spread it.

how old were you when you first realized that toast is just toasted bread? i was 37

Gotta love the British press.

trump just withdrew us from the World Health Organization (WHO) because his disastrous ineptitude didn't kill enough Americans the first time around.

THREAD: (Republishing this thread today apropos of nothing) This is my Glock 23. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It does not define me. I surrendered it to the sheriff after the Pulse shooting, but due to threats from an abusive ex, I re-acquired it for protection. 1/

Helpful!

I've programmed my computer to auto-replace "Trump" with "convicted felon Donald Trump" when I type because I don't have the guts to call him "the rapist Donald Trump."

😂😂😂

My daughter isn’t cool with TikTok right now. I asked her what she thought. She’s aware that they coordinated with Trump. She & her friends are talking about deleting. “They took away one of my favorite things and brought it back, giving Trump credit. He’s a narcissist, not a hero! I hate it.”

HEY MAGATSs, Please speak clearly when espousing your hatred…👇 Thank you! 😎

Looking for leaders!

This!

The world needs WAY MORE Martin Luther Kings and WAY LESS Donald Trumps. Who agrees?

Gazans returning home. To call this heartbreaking is an offensive understatement. I didn't initially believe it in late 2023, but the evidence is now unmistakable that this is a genocide-in-progress. Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal; he and many of his co-conspirators must be tried at the Hague.

Pls spend from now until Tuesday eve celebrating a truly great American: Martin Luther King Jr. Don't let a racist adjudicated rapist take away from MLK Day!

Have we ever considered… That maybe fact checkers feel left leaning …because the left aligns itself more with fact?

Listen up.

Shite newspaper that trades on ‘dog whistle’ patriotism does everything it can to sell Britain down the river and denigrate the UK government. 🤦‍♀️

THIS! 100% this…

Oh shit! 😆

James Watt Brewdog's CEO is worth £262,000,000 he is refusing to raise the wage of his staff in London by the £1 an hour to keep them at the National Living Wage. Brewdog is apparently a 'nice' company, but wage freezes don't seem very nice. Do they?

This is hysterical. The President of Mexico was spotted wearing a “Make America Mexicana Again.” 🤣

Melania Trump declined Jill Biden’s invitation for tea at the White House, and yet I haven’t seen a single Republican call her out for disrespecting “protocol.”

Please share this with everyone you know and please celebrate Martin Luther King Day on January 20.

Michelle Obama will not be attending the inauguration.

Some of the Palestinian 'terrorists' that Israel will be releasing. The only terrorist is Israel.

Gotta ask… “Have any of the ‘California should only get aid if they change their behavior’ Republicans explained why the aid California so generously gives to red states—when they’re in need—shouldn’t come with the same conditions?”