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It was the Shrek callback for me

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Oh good. For a second there I was worried that Hillary Clinton was just going to stay quiet and let the MAGAts hang themselves.

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"Clinton was ‘extremely careless’ with classified information—by any definition, that’s gross negligence, which is a violation of the law. The American people expect equal justice, and she must be held to the same standard as anyone else." — Michael McCaul (R-TX), Homeland Security Chairman, 2016

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"Hillary Clinton mishandled classified information and broke the law... No one who compromises national security like this should escape accountability." - Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR), 2016

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"Hillary Clinton mishandled classified information on an unprecedented scale, and the law is clear—gross negligence in handling national security secrets is a crime. She must be held accountable for putting our country at risk." - Darrell Issa (R-CA), 2016

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"Hillary Clinton’s reckless conduct jeopardized our national security and potentially put lives at risk. The American people deserve to know the truth, and justice must be served. No one is above the law." - Mike Pence, Governor of Indiana, 2016

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"The fact pattern presented by Director Comey makes clear Secretary Clinton violated the law. Individuals who intentionally skirt the law must be held accountable." - Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) House Oversight Committee Chairman, 2016

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and a 3-way mirror!

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Hey, it’s Berniewouldawonsday again. We’re just berning through the week!

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See a lot of glee about the Swasticar stock's slide over the past couple months — but really it's only erased the stock bump/Musk's windfall *since Trump's election.* Tesla's 112 P/E ratio is 15x Toyota's. At an equivalent 7.4 P/E to Toyota, Tesla's stock would be at $15 a share. Aim for that.

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Just me, an American, out here somehow rooting for Canada to hold the fucking line against the self-sabotaging, greedy, nihilist, dickbag Nazi US administration (allegedly) elected by 31.4% of voting eligible Americans.

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It’s surreal that I have to go to a foreign leader to hear someone describe the full derangement and malignancy of my own president in plain language, because our own “free press” and opposition leaders won’t do it. Bravo Trudeau

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Kieran Culkin doing Kieran Culkin in his SAG award speech for winning best Supporting Kieran Culkin for his role as leading Kieran Culkin in A Real Pain was just so Kieran Culkin!

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BONKERS: "If you filter the statistic to include as unemployed people who can’t find anything but part-time work or who make a poverty wage (roughly $25,000), the percentage is actually 23.7 percent. In other words, nearly one of every four workers is functionally unemployed in America today."

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Rod Stewart is 1) absolutely killing it and 2) 2 years younger than Joe Biden

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Post a movie you’ve seen at least 6 times with just a gif #moviesky

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What is a movie you love that starts with the letter G? #MovieSky #FilmSky

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Clearly Trump’s focused on the big stuff like the Tuskeegee Airmen getting taught too much

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The fact that Ralph Fiennes in Conclave is the same guy as Ralph Fiennes in A Bigger Splash 🤯

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I’m deadddd. This is all time Keenan right here

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