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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

Taylor Swift now owns her masters for her first six albums.

Anyway

never let anybody tell u that evil does not exist

May the Fourth Be with You!

saw thunderbolts* last night and it was absolutely fantastic

just watched the second episode of th newest season of the last of us and I’m devastated

Lorde announces her new album ‘Virgin.’ Out June 27th.

Watch the first trailer for Zach Cregger’s Weapons, starring Josh Brolin and Julia Garner 👀 In theaters on August 8.

@ everyone preordering the switch 2

The Pope:

quick question: why was noem carrying $3,000 in cash? was she just out selling drugs or something?

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

I read a book yesterday, and it was honestly one of the worst books I’ve ever read 🫣

They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made. -FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.

does anyone have an extra Probopass EX to trade in pokemon pocket? it’s the last one I need for that set 😭

No witty name, no dramatic fanfare, no extra bells and whistles or puns. Just Cow.

can’t wait to be her

Mostly excited to play as a Moo Moo Meadows cow ngl

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers

Teaser for the film adaptation of ‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping.’ Out November 20th, 2026.

The title for Spider-Man 4 has been revealed: ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’

Piper on White Lotus:

The FDA has apparently raided a company that sells poppers. A reminder that RFK Jr. believes the anti-LGBT conspiracy theory that poppers cause AIDS. www.them.us/story/rfk-jr...

15 years ago today, the ‘Telephone’ music video by Lady Gaga & Beyoncé was released.

upon one listen through of Mayhem at midnight, the song that has stuck with me is Zombieboy

ZOMBIEBOY HIVE RISE!!!!!!!

Dolly Parton’s husband of nearly 60 years, Carl Dean, has died at the age of 82.

quentin tarantino presenting the Academy Award for Best Feet

Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

They knew if they put Challengers in for Best Original Score that it would’ve been decided already

I've never related more to Gyarados than with this one look

Totodile hive RISE

Serebii Update: Official artwork of the player characters in Pokémon Legends Z-A www.serebii.net

happy presidents day

Books mentioning slavery, civil rights removed from shelves at Fort Campbell schools clarksvillenow.com/local/books-...

The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other