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Was drunk watching movies when I made this. Sorry to the real Elijah Wood.

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Hey that lady that bragged about shooting a puppy in the face is in violation of the Geneva convention. Jtysk

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

New evergreen post just dropped

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I have physical and irrefutable proof that Fidel Castro is the real father of Barron Trump.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

"Where does Michael Jordan/Nike go on this list?" "Uh, put it after crowns and guns but before trains, roses, and predatory felines. Yeah, that looks right."

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on this st patricks day, a plea for irish americans to remember that the thing we have to be proud of is 800 years of anti-colonial resistance, not green beer.

submitted 24 days ago • 9 comments

Found Chuck Schumer's alt

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This is a vile, despicable, and racist tactic of rhetoric being deployed against Chuck Schumer. Presumably Donald learned it from watching Chuck Schumer talk about protests last summer.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

So many notes: -Don't platform nazis -Don't platform nazis -Don't platform literal goddamn nazis -"havin a brewsom with gavin newsom" though 'hacky' is at least catchy and resonates with the projects elevator pitch to reader and listeners -Don't dress to match your guest for promo -quit your jobs

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

It's a forced portmanteau. A forcedmanteau

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Harris was too busy endorsing the arresting and shutting down of student protests while holding hands with Liz goddamn Cheney. But okay...

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

This fuck is Paul-F-Tompkins-pilled for sure.

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

The feminine urge to have a pile of "only wore it once" clothes in most corners of the apartment.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

For lent I'm giving up nuance

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Where did most of them get killed Adam? Who killed the vest majority of 124+ journalists last year? Were there any accomplices? (ps you're really genuinely godfuckinawful at close-up magic and everyone can see the scarf hanging out your sweaty sleeve, please quit trying this shit you actual hack)

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Roses are red Our resolve hasn't faltered

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