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I make computer music and then put it on the internet. I also work for the local government.
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*replaying No More Heroes* “This is the best game ever made!” *Shinobu fight* “I’m gonna kill every single person alive and then myself!”

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Self-identifying as a centrist is perhaps the most cynical and amoral political identity you can have because you're just openly admitting your beliefs aren't really beliefs they're just strategic positions that only exist relative to others in the room you happen to be in

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*guy with inflation fetish* I’m so fucking horny all the time now

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I like that every news channel acts like Trump is going to strike some deal like “ok chile you’ll agree to a .5% reduction in copper prices” like no it’s going to be “when I run for a 3rd term you have to support me or I’m bombing you”

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I keep a list of all the liberal Zionists I’ve gotten into fights with and every once and a while I’ll unmute them and just send them news articles about Israel committing war crimes and asking them if they feel shame yet. It’s completely useless but feels good.

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How the fuck is WWE so historically bad at getting shots of celebrities in the audience

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liberals who think the left are uniquely hostile online should do a test post, say you think it was bad that obama killed so many people with drone strikes, something like that. if you think the left are mean, you aren't ready for the wrath of the scratched liberal

submitted 63 days ago • 235 comments

Potentially sick own followed by unnecessary, unsuccessful heat check followed by "oh crap" legal liability follow-up

submitted 70 days ago • 400 comments

I do have high hopes that Big Justice will come out of this as incredibly respected in his chosen artistic field. He has all the tools to come outta this like Filthy Frank or Rebecca Black

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“It never comes up with an unexpected idea” being a positive quality to these losers tells you everything you need to know about how they view the arts

submitted 78 days ago • 37 comments

Let's be really really clear. The Trump admin chose a Palestinian activist as the target of its first lawless political detention precisely BECAUSE they believe that will split the opposition. If you shrug at the abduction of Mahmoud Khalil, or worse, cheer it on, you're following Trump's script.

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i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today

submitted 81 days ago • 12 comments

Sarah Squirms makeup artist does NOT fw me

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I think an angel died outside my apartment

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Need a girl like Kaitlan Collins to look at me like I’m full of bullshit

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BREAKING: they are instituting the severance procedure for wendy’s employees

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I went to dinner with my republican grandmother and it’s so interesting how the entire framework is built on “they aren’t gonna go that far” like they’re gonna get rid of regulations but only the bad ones, or that doge is eventually gonna take on the military budget bc they have to, right?

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what if at the end of cats you find out the heaviside layer is actually a dennys

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You know if you told me in 2023 that an entire Super Bowl would call a guy a pedophile at the same time I wouldn’t exactly be shocked but the reason would be a pretty pleasant surprise

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yup

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One thing I always struggle with when talking to older people about politics is the benefit of the doubt given to people in power. Like the concept that Trump had no evidence the plane crashes were DEI and was just being racist is almost foreign to them. He’s the president so he must know something

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Dex builds are bullshit “Oh yeah I do 3 damage super quick and then roll around like an asshole for 5 minutes” Fuck you

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I think body slamming one of these DOGE guys through a table when they show up at your little part of the Department of Agriculture that weighs cows would actually have an impact

submitted 115 days ago • 154 comments

The Ethicist | A credible source told us there will be an ICE raid near our country house. My husband thinks we should put our gardener up in the City for a few nights to protect him, but without Juan, my prized hydrangeas are going to freeze. What's a fair compromise?

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Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)

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Every clip of Ana Kasparian I’ve seen in the last like 6 months is literally the same it goes Cenk: “and listen they disagree and that’s ok-“ Ana: “No Cenk it’s actually not ok, I have a loaded pistol just out of frame and I will start randomly firing it if you keep talking.”

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YOU - I seem to have named a case “THE SQUARE BULLET HOLE MURDERS.” KIM KITSURAGI - “Again, in your defence, I seem to have named one...” He peeks into his notes. “THE MAN WITH THE HOLE IN HIS HEAD. That was a real person, his death was real. Still I named it that. To amuse myself.”

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He’s running the country like a business (eggs are now 100,000,000 dollars)

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So the architect for the building I worked in stopped by a bit back and I was talking to him and he asked “did you guys ever finish the basement?” And I asked my boss and her boss and nobody had any idea that it was even there

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Boonboomger is the best Sentai season I’ve ever seen there isn’t even competition Taiya is peak red ranger

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SEAN EVANS: so tell us about this exciting new project of yours KARL MARX, SWEATING: well sean i have to say im just really stoked to share this essay that i think makes a strong case for my claims about historical materialism and—WHEW that’s spicy oh man how do you guys EAT this stuff haha—

submitted 122 days ago • 11 comments

Draft Kings will be elected president in 2028

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This is just Football in the year 17776 by @jonbois.bsky.social

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

The first leg of the new album is mapped. Hopefully its a liiitle bit easier to intuit the plot (a thing normal musicians are totally supposed to care about)

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He was actually making an X sign with just his right arm to advertise X the everything app

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Kingdom Hearts 3 Frozen level is fucking hilarious. Just a full recreation of the Let it Go scene more or less 1-1 except they will randomly cut to shots of Donald Duck and Goofy looking on in awe. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

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