i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today - ThreadSky

jonbois.bsky.social • 1 day ago

i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today

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michatronix.bsky.social•1 day ago

Your silence on the “10 in the bed” roll over issue is deafening.

It’s like you want the little one to be lonely!?

teeaitchare.bsky.social•1 day ago

And before anyone brings up Fatty and Skinny, that was an isolated incident and not representative of any other rollings-over in bed

michatronix.bsky.social•1 day ago

With regards to Jumping AND Rolling Over, I’m a proud NIMBY

Not In My Bed Y’all

duszynski116.bsky.social•1 day ago

I was about to say something similar about this rolling over, and just blindly following orders.

michatronix.bsky.social•1 day ago

Do people not realize that “Make America Roll Over Again” is just an Executive Order and doesn’t have the force of law?!? I am not a lawyer but come on even I know that

absolutereality.blog•1 day ago

little monkey loneliness epidemic

co2expeller.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I’m not convinced that the head injuries resulted from money bed jumping. Yes, the monkey head injury is the typical presentation of the hypernumerous simian vertical displacement syndrome, but it doesn’t follow that all or even most injuries are attributable thereto. CONVERSE ERROR

throwsomedeeson.bsky.social•1 day ago

Jumping on the bed game has gone soft. Too much time worrying about injuries and changing the beautiful sport

kk615.bsky.social•1 day ago

considering the level of injury to which jumping on the bed goes, it thinks we have to end it, just for the sake of the kids

wirelord.bsky.social•1 day ago

@hannahposts.bsky.social

joecorey.bsky.social•1 day ago

Jon, my wife has let four children fall off and bump their heads already, but social services won’t do anything about it. Sick of this!

mattrea.bsky.social•1 day ago

Doctor offered no medical advice, but parent-shamed the mama. Bad doctor imo

ripvik.bsky.social•1 day ago

i think monkeys should decide for themselves if they want to jump on the bed

it’s their bed and their right to decide what to do on it

kensterfox.bsky.social•1 day ago

You're an inscrutable pile of something, little buddy.

katosepe.bsky.social•1 day ago

How many kids have to fall off and bump their heads before we start getting Child Protective Services involved?

sarcastic-cat.bsky.social•4 hours ago

If the CDC stopped counting all the cases of MJOTB & spreading unnecessary panic, we could all get on with our lives.

Many of those monkeys had pre-existing conditions before becoming victims of bedfall.

marimakinami.bsky.social•1 day ago

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and entered NFL concussion protocol, monkey went to doctor and the doctor said, eh you're fine

comradecb.bsky.social•17 hours ago

5 little QBs scrambling in the box, one gets his knees obliterated by a 350 lb defensive tackle, QB went to the doctor and the doctor said "he'll be back in 1 play"

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