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Golden Bribe Plane Golden Chintzy Office Golden Dome Fail Golden Shower Blackmail Gold-Standard Science Flunky You're not King Midas You're King Shit πŸ’©

These executive orders are meaningless

For all you noem, it could be 'salt & pepper' in latin

Habeas Corpus is your protected right to display truck nuts on the back of your pickup, while choking down 'murica burgers and rolling coal

Sorry I'm late. I was up all night with a nasty habeas corpus on my butt cheek.

Autopen Space Laser

β€œThe Habeas Corpus is the complete suite of animation works by Hanna Barbera. That's my final guess, Ms Hassan!β€œ

Rorty McRortface spitting the dummy on #abc #730 because she didn't get a colour-colded slush fund. Pathetic. #auspol

No problemo. Just get AI to write the books as well.

Children's Television Network should insist that Netflix have a very low cost or no-cost way for parents to get access for their kids

This is the ancient Egyptian version of "we didn't start the fire", I think. Nile floods, croc roll Ra's got a papyrus scroll Cleopatra, sunrise See the gold sarcophagi Eye of Horus, kneeling man Tutankhamun in the sand Falcon, priest, bird of pray What else do I have to say!!

All out of Hot Takes, but I could reheat this Autopen thing if you like? No?

πŸ¦…πŸ€°πŸ¦‰ πŸ¦ΆπŸ„πŸ πŸ₯£ β˜₯ 🏐 π“‚€πŸͺΆπŸ¦†Β° I mean, how else do you say: Some chick got pregnant at my school Got her ass kicked by her dad after some snake Spilled the tea to her mum while having a yarn... Got the hairy eyeball. Everyone was tickled about the story, but I didn't give one single duck Obvious, really.

Someone should dust the tariffs with flour and a little seasoning, then deep fry the tariffs, before serving them with a tasty dipping sauce. Because right now, NOBODY WANTS TO "EAT" THE TARIFFS!!! AHH! MAGA!

Prediction number 9 is coming true. See them all in this thread πŸ‘‡ www.foxnews.com/travel/fligh...

I fondly remember Don Adams as Agent 86 from Get Smart. Who else likes the number "86"?

Taking time out from a meeting with Prince Bonesaw to tell us Bruce Springsteen is unamerican

Hear me out: Frequent briber miles