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If they try to tell you he has a plan, remind them he's the 'Four Seasons Total Landscaping' guy

Mike Pence should wear a Tesla shirt. If the J6 thugs try to hurt him, Pam Bondi will send 'em away for 20 years.

There's also the case of Ewa Kłobukowska, a Polish sprinter who won gold and bronze medals at the 1964 Olympics. In 1967, she failed a chromosome-based gender test and was disqualified from women's competitions. She later married and gave birth to a child.

Oh no, a trade war with the US means Europeans are only left with German cars, Italian wine and French cheeses. How terrible.

Rest of the world while Trump is still obsessing over his loser tariffs

Did Australia just use Trump's tariff crisis to steal away $1.5B worth of LNG gas deals from the US?

Hello. It's, like, every single country in the world. Yeah. Just calling to say we really wanna kiss your ass. Because tariffs. Or whatever.

Elon's 8th birthday

Yeah, Trump's going to leave his hand off the tariff button for 90 whole days.

"That thing I said was fake news? Totally true. 90 day pause." Reporters:

Obama introduced some tire-manufacturing tariffs in 2009. Guess how many times he backed down on those, with just hours left on the clock? Zero. Zero times. #NotAChickenShitPrez

A very serious man, carefully reading his obligations with regards to market disclosure and insider trading

They take everything as a personal challenge, just to see how ridiculously far they can take it. Except for one challenge: "Be a nice person"

Chump season. Tariff season. Dump season. Tariff season. Trump season. "Tariff season, FIRE!"

𝗠ake 𝗔merica 𝗚reat-depression 𝗔gain

"Oh yeah? OH YEAH?! Well, I hate you a million times a million plus one!" What a child.

You know this person from that thing, but now they're dead. Well, yeah, now you know about it, I guess. That they died. So.... Keep scrolling

It's coming 😢