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You mean on January 6th, right?

This is America

Say the line, Bart!

Rest of the world: Ok, let's see what the US has been up to this week...

"Wait, you said WHAT about me and the Epstein Files?!?!?"

I HEREBY DECLARE A 7,000% TARIFF ON THE NAME ELON!!

Nobody making Rock Cliff jokes about Rockliff yet? Do better, #auspol

Hey Donald, I wouldn't take that shit from Elon Hey Elon, I wouldn't take that shit from Donald

Now we see Zelenskyy did in fact have the cards Time for Trump to pick a side Or, put another way: TACO CHOOSE DAY

Countdown to the one-word tweet from Elon to Taco "Pedo" 📲 So close now, I can feel it

he knows he really should offer up that Qatar bribe jet as a consolation prize for his pal putin after losing so many jets but he really likes his luxury bribes dilemma

Golden Dome Shower

Golden Bribe Plane Golden Chintzy Office Golden Dome Fail Golden Shower Blackmail Gold-Standard Science Flunky You're not King Midas You're King Shit 💩

These executive orders are meaningless

For all you noem, it could be 'salt & pepper' in latin

Habeas Corpus is your protected right to display truck nuts on the back of your pickup, while choking down 'murica burgers and rolling coal

Sorry I'm late. I was up all night with a nasty habeas corpus on my butt cheek.

Autopen Space Laser