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Ph.D., Historian, Teacher, Wife, Mother, Trekker. Not necessarily in that order. Cleveland, Ohio.
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I REBUKE THEE, O CURRENT EVENT I SHALL NOT PONDER THEE I SHALL SCOOP SNOW AND DRINK TEA

I’d just like to take a moment to acknowledge the best tik tok video of all time youtu.be/7ZWaWrvJ7nA?...

The new Teddy Ruxpin looks like he has been on a nine day Coke bender and is about to vomit in the back of an Uber

Niche gripe: Any recipe for bread pudding that starts with you buying a specific nice kind of bread, like brioche or challah. Buying a challah to make bread pudding is like buying new clothes to open a thrift store. The whole point is turning scraps into a dessert that's different every time. BAH

If you start "Fissure Quest" at exactly 11:32:58 pm tonight, Boimler will scream "Holy (bleep)! We're all going to die!" just as 2025 begins. No worries If you're late! You can start "The New Next Generation" at 11:54:25 & he'll do the same thing! The perfect way to start 2025. #StarTrekLowerDecks

You know maybe we should just try 2024 again instead, I feel like that was not our best work

Be sure and notice, the Blessed Mother gets books for Christmas.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I FOIA'd the full list of submitted Arlington Plow names so that you don't have to. Some highlights that didn't make the official list, in roughly alphabetical order: 🧵👇🏻

Too few Americans are aware of how much utopian weirdness erupted in the mid-19th century north. Socialist, free love, millenarian, and artist communities galore springing up all over the place.

a non trivial number of the founders were themselves involve in elaborate land speculating schemes that were little better than fraud

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

Wrote about what’s behind conservatives watching movies and shows warning about the dangers of fascism and somehow coming away thinking the fascists are the good guys, and they should follow their example www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

I am here for the deep #philosophy The paramount question is then The Tig’ger pronounces that they are “Full of fun fun fun!” Is this indication that they are in fact really fun? Or, a deeper observation that there are in fact three forms of fun found in one fun, a Funrinity if you will.

"The Wonderful Thing about Tiggers" identifies several natural/essential properties of Tiggers, thereby treating 'Tigger' as a natural kind term. But one of these properties is uniqueness ("I'm the only one!"). This parallels Aquinas's semantics for 'God'. #philosophy #god

frolic hard, my dudes

Oliver Cromwell's house festooned with Christmas lights. The man would be spinning in his grave, if he hadn't already been exhumed and dismembered.

Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.

You think your family has no generational trauma until you bring out the Uno deck. That's all I'm saying. Years of therapy backfires once your sister slams down a Draw Four.

A lovely Icelandic term for pins and needles (tingling after your foot goes numb) is stjörnur í skónum, or “stars in your shoes.” A Yoruba version is pajapaja (“kill dog kill dog”). And the best one I’ve heard in German (uttered by a friend’s child) was mein Fuß glitzert. It means “my foot twinkles”

My biggest complaint about Bluesky is that there is entirely too much discussion of the absurd politics of Star Wars and not nearly enough debate about the roots of Cardassian totalitarianism

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

This classic work in the history of nationalism argues that the rise of widely available print (esp. newspapers) made it possible for geographically dispersed groups of people to imagine themselves as a roughly coherent entity called "a nation" in which there was an ongoing conversation.

Looks like a great place for a nap