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you never hear about second aid

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posting this while cozy in bed instead of getting ready

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TIME TRAVELER: can you tell me what month it is ME: may TIME TRAVELER: heavy sigh may you tell me what month it is

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science!

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‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up theonion.com/gta-vi-...

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I’ve been using social media long enough that I know I shouldn’t be surprised by how many people still respond to “look both ways before crossing the street” with “oh so you want me to get hit by a train then?” but I am

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Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’

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Opinion | That four-year-old cancer victim is no angel.

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ELECTRIC CAT PARKING

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table

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God sinners is just the right level of horny.

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Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’ theonion.com/pete-he...

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drawing people i see in the city (48/?)

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I will work on it. It is my mission tomorrow to work on it.

submitted 12 days ago • 53 comments

has anyone studied this

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Career Spider Not Sure She's Ready For 3,000 Children At This Point theonion.com/career-...

submitted 12 days ago • 69 comments

Everyone’s just addicted to their phones, constantly checking them instead of enjoying the world around them. Probably because phones awesome. Love you, phone.

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dogs rising from the dead the second you check the clock to see if it's time to feed them: 👁️ 👁️ 👅

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Anyone who internalizes this line of bullshit will absolutely always be outflanked by people who know how to actually do things

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Hi Friends, Rolling Stone just wrote about what we’re building—and I say we because none of this happens without you.

submitted 12 days ago • 41 comments

hell yeah

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They're going to 7/11 for snacks

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Kind, decent, and compassionate, Pope Francis was badly out of step with contemporary western culture.

submitted 15 days ago • 249 comments

Love when a chef refers to themself as “fearless.” Like, are those figs on that sandwich? Calm down, Napoleon

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Man used to buy sports cars to help them get laid. Now they buy Teslas to tell the world that they can’t.

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brb

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Update on this: today I became an engaged guy

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MARY: knocking on stone in front of tomb Jesus, are you just gonna lie around in your grave all day? You're supposed to be rising. JESUS: voice yelling from inside I'll do it tomorrow, ma MARY: your father won't be happy JOSEPH: huh I don't care. Oh I see, his finger quotes important father