ellafitzg.bsky.social
My top five favourite activities:
Biting
Yelling
Eating
Cuddling
Intrusive bathroom behaviour
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In that case I hope you’re recovered because the bird looked COLD 🥶 😞
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I was thinking that before I even turned the sound on. Poor guy
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I can’t even imagine that from you 🧡🤍🧡
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THIS! Have some actual courage FFS
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They’re different??? I had no idea I had access to the elite runts.
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Oh ugh I would never. Who ever has a quarter on them?
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Oh she could pull that off!
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Well yeah, and so are we cats lol 😉
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Aaaaawwwwww!!!!!! 🧡🤍🧡
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The lady just said “the kittens would be better dancers than me right off the bat” and I think that’s funny
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Wait, are you a dance instructor? The lady I live with wants to know how one gets a job as a kitten dance instructor.
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Thanks!
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Oop “blood pressure”.
The lady I live with does not type well at all!
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I’ve heard cuddling with a purring cat can be good for blood proves sure. Does Dade know any cuddly purry cats Gonzo? 🖤🤍🤎🧡🩶
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🌟🏆🌟
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When my cat got a bunch of teeth removed, I offered her wet and dry and she chose the big chunky dry food. I smashed up the big chunks into smaller chunks she wouldn’t eat them. She eventually got back to a combination of dry and wet and puked about once a week after eating the big chunks too fast.
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To summarize: Back when Mr Philpot was a grown ass man picking in a 3 month old kitten.
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Yes!!!!
Or, hear me out. Francie took the picture herself, added an aging filter, then planted it for CatsofYore to find.
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How can he send you a present? He has no thumbs! No money to buy stamps! No car to drive over and puke in your bed!
My Philpot, you gotta love Gonzo for who he is🧡🤍🧡
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If you want Americans to know how we feel about this crap, just play the last 60 seconds of this video
m.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXa...
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Ask any Polish person you know if their grandparents would have given AF about what Russians thought on the mid 1930s.
Or ask YOURSELF how a “journalist” doing what you’re planning would be perceived in hindsight?.
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STOP SHIFTING THE OVERTON WINDOW TOWARDS EVIL. Why is this difficult?
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🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤
There was no way you could move. Good judgement!
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The lady got this text message, got all serious, woke me up and held me tightly under the furniture for several minutes. Nothing happened, but apparently other people “felt it”.
People are weird.
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My (now deceased) cat had about half of her teeth missing and she preferred full sized crunchies. She’d eat so fast because she didn’t have to chew, and sometimes would puke it up because the intact crunchies expended in her stomach.
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It’s gonna turn into a perpetual biscuit machine
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You’re so smart Gonzo! Goodnight!
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Where was Ralphie? I didn’t see him in the video.
Unrelated but that box has a nice striped plush lining. Looks fancy!
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So much intense, determined cuddling
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Oh that seems right.
Wait, should I be sending you some celeries? I’m not sure they’d last in the mail.
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It’s good that Jort’s followers look out for him! I’m glad that Jort’s supervisor had this issue checked out so we don’t have to worry about him.
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Does this mean you owe someone 3.9 celeries?
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Wait, I mischaracterized this. He does it to be “included”, which is actually more Jortslike.
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Pees in the sink. Then washes his paws in the litter box.
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Another commenter reminded me that Jorts has already been to the vet about this, and the conclusion was “he pees in the sink for attention”. Which is extremely Jorts.
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Oh god, dingleberry???? You poor thing!
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Awww I’m definitely team Ron. But also team Cleo and team Percy and team Malcolm and team Eric and team little one and team teenaged one and team mom and team dad and team Ralphie and team Albie and team Trixie and who am I forgetting? 🩶🤎🖤🤍🧡
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Eh just don’t get too close.
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But he wouldn’t break the skin. It’d be a love bite 🧡
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I mean, it’s not “just” Gonzo. Gonzo is an amazing surprise. But he won’t hurt you so don’t be afraid.
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Don’t be afraid Mr Philpot! It’s just Gonzo
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Hahaha classic chaos! I’m so proud of him.
I hope he doesn’t earn himself a slow feeder lol
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Oh no!!!
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Oh yeah, some good voices on that show!
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My cat was obsessed with Seth MacFarlane’s voice. She loved Brian from family guy.
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Who’s mocking your? WHO IS IT? I just wanna talk to them
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Not sorry for eating that bacon though. Nor should you be.