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Could have just taxed billionaires. Just taxed the ever loving $%&@ out of them but noooooooooooo couldn't do that. Not in this casino. Had to give them the keys to the vault and then a full body massage and pretend they're big brain geniuses because they've NAILED human exploitation.

Food for thought

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Right after he was seen getting into a cab with Lauren Boebert at 2:30 AM after a party.

Side note. There are eight members of the joint chiefs. the chair is black. the CNO (navy) is a woman. the other six are white guys. chair and the cno got fired tonight.

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.

🫡🇺🇸 "Americans do not swear an oath to a king, a tyrant or a dictator. We swear an oath to the Constitution and the idea of ​​America, for which we are willing to die," — Mark Milley ❗️He said that every US military member gives his life to protect the Constitution, not to individuals.

The 'find out' phase is here.

Man that sweet spot between properly caffeinated and literally vibrating with impending catastrophe seems like it gets a little smaller every day

I hear the nagging question you ask inside your head a few hundred times a day: "Is it me, or has a huge portion of this country lost its mind?" It isn't you. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dont-gasli...

"Canada has the longest total coastline in the world, therefore we are well within our rights to rename our major oceans. Henceforth, the Pacific Ocean will be known as Poutine Ocean, the Atlantic Ocean as Hockey Ocean, and the Arctic Ocean as the Gulf of Brian Adams." - PM Trudeau

Calling it a day.👇

I saw a video of known alcoholic Pete Hegseth drinking multiple scotches in the middle of a televised presser and started laughing so hard I began coughing as I believe we're less than 2 weeks removed from him promising never to drink a single time as Secretary of Defense and nothing matters anymore

Doing great 👍

🏆 Presenting the front page of tomorrow's Inquirer, memorializing the Eagles' second Super Bowl win.

Whenever you hear someone sneer about scientific research that seems useless to them — “they’re studying the spit of lizards?!” — remind them that’s exactly how we got Ozempic. globalnews.ca/news/9793403...

Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.

what they don’t prepare you for when visiting america is that they really do put the flag everywhere

32 days until the government runs out of money Democratic are about to have a lot of leverage Not clear they’ll use it

Monday thought:

When social media exposes traditional media’s deceit, it’s time for independent journalists to investigate why the press is backing a president who undermines free press—and is it coordinated?

You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

You know, The boy that was killed in the staged assassin attempt….

Good morning Is he dead yet? Coffee? I’m pouring

It’s so wild how Steve Martin has looked the same for 50 years.

"The halftime show was boring." Look, you may not be familiar with the genius of Kendrick Lamar and couldn't quite hear the lyrics and don't know the backstory and the symbolism went over your head, but trust me when I say you'll want to read an analysis of it and rewatch. A true masterpiece.

Boom www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/this-is-wh...

As companies shell out big bucks for Super Bowl commercials, remember that many said they were forced to raise prices due to inflation. Also remember that average profit margins in nearly every sector in the S&P 500 are running near or above 10-year highs. Hello???

Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.

More of this, America.

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

Two things that keep nagging at me about the technocratic conspiracy thing: 1) How much did Peter Thiel/the Thielverse work on influencing Joe Rogan's guest schedule? Since 2015 it's been pretty heavily 'Intellectual Dark Web' people in rotation, which is closely meshed with Thiel.

A statement from the Kennedy Center

Keep em coming!

The new cover of TIME.

I believe he is a danger to our nation, a threat to our safety, careless with our people, and reckless with his power. I believe America will be less secure, less diverse, less compassionate, and less decent under his leadership. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/i-do-not-o...

Hey @washingtonpost.com you say your new Kash Patel story has "not previously been reported." Wrong, we at @motherjones.com scooped you and had this out earlier today. www.motherjones.com/politics/202... Feel free to correct.

This is hilarious. I especially like the annexation of Green Bay and the mystery Mississippi River announcement.

I just found 47 reasons not to watch the Super Bowl