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ellenmeister.bsky.social

Busy bestselling novelist who was once a clue on Jeopardy. (I couldn't believe it, either.) Admin of Dorothy Parker FB page, mother of 3 humans and 2 dogs. Proud dem, angry feminist. DMs closed.

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Today's poem... #DorothyParker

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#DorothyParker #relatable

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#OscarLevant

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3 excellent reasons to support Trump: 1 You're a billionaire who wants to pay less taxes bc life's more fun when you have the most & others suffer 2 You're a racist who loves all things racist and thinks the real problem w/racism is that it's not racist-y enough 3 You're dumber than a plastic straw

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Timeline cleanser: Theo with the new haircut and a shamrock necktie.

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Time for a poem...

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#DorothyParker

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It's interesting that so many people seem to think of feminism as an entity with an office address and a board of directors, rather than what it is—a principle. As far as I'm concerned, if you believe in equal rights for women, you're a feminist. Period.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Huge thanks to whomever put me in a new starterpack yesterday and got me hundreds of (high quality) followers overnight. (And yes, I'm following back everyone with a profile who doesn't seem like a troll.)

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

#DorothyParker

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Happy International Women's Day...

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#DorothyParker

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Oh, Dorothy. You speak to me. #DorothyParker

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Readers who need an escape are gushing about Divorce Towers! So if you need a break from this mess, I hope you'll consider picking it up. Meanwhile, check out these reviews:

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😄 #DorothyParker

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Attention audiobook fans: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIgi...

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For the procrastinators! #RobertBenchley

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#DorothyParker 🤣🤣🤣

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Classic! #DorothyParker

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Chrome no longer supports Ublock, the free ad blocker I was using. Can anyone recommend a reputable alternative?

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Anybody know if this site is legit? I want to donate money to Ukraine and make a dent in Trump/Putin's evil agenda. war.ukraine.ua/donate/

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Wait for it...

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Adrien Brody's unshakable believe that he should get to speak for 10 times longer than anybody else at the Oscars is the pinnacle of entitlement. He is why we need to bring back the word conceited.

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

In honor of tonight's Oscars...

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#DorothyParker #TheNewYorker

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

I'm so gratified that Amazon reviewers who need an escape keep raving about Divorce Towers! One reader even said it even made her miss her subway stop...

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

What a gem!

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Is it the pee tape? Is that what's going on here?

submitted 12 days ago • 108 comments

Let's get real. Vladimir Putin is our president. Our elected fascist is just a useful idiot.

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

Here's a fashion caption written by Dorothy Parker, née Rothschild, when she worked for Vogue, circa 1916.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

DEAR CUSTOMER SERVICE LINES: If you use hold music, YOU DO NOT NEED TO INTERRUPT EVERY 30 SECONDS TO REMIND ME MY BUSINESS IS IMPORTANT TO YOU. I am trying to get some f-ing work done. 🤬

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It's always a good day for a Tallulah quote!

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This is Nazi Germany

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I just felt my house rumble on Long Island. Earthquake? Low flying plane? Indigestion? I really don't know...

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😜

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

This is what a deal with the devil looks like👇 @housegop.bsky.social JUST VOTED TO CUT Medicaid, SNAP benefits, school meals, & housing assistance all in exchange for giving corporations & billionaires a tax cut all at the expense of the middle class.

Today's poem... #DorothyParker

#DorothyParker #relatable

#OscarLevant

3 excellent reasons to support Trump: 1 You're a billionaire who wants to pay less taxes bc life's more fun when you have the most & others suffer 2 You're a racist who loves all things racist and thinks the real problem w/racism is that it's not racist-y enough 3 You're dumber than a plastic straw

Timeline cleanser: Theo with the new haircut and a shamrock necktie.

Time for a poem...

#DorothyParker

It's interesting that so many people seem to think of feminism as an entity with an office address and a board of directors, rather than what it is—a principle. As far as I'm concerned, if you believe in equal rights for women, you're a feminist. Period.

Huge thanks to whomever put me in a new starterpack yesterday and got me hundreds of (high quality) followers overnight. (And yes, I'm following back everyone with a profile who doesn't seem like a troll.)

#DorothyParker

Happy International Women's Day...

#DorothyParker

Oh, Dorothy. You speak to me. #DorothyParker

Readers who need an escape are gushing about Divorce Towers! So if you need a break from this mess, I hope you'll consider picking it up. Meanwhile, check out these reviews:

😄 #DorothyParker

Attention audiobook fans: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIgi...

For the procrastinators! #RobertBenchley

#DorothyParker 🤣🤣🤣

Classic! #DorothyParker

Chrome no longer supports Ublock, the free ad blocker I was using. Can anyone recommend a reputable alternative?

Anybody know if this site is legit? I want to donate money to Ukraine and make a dent in Trump/Putin's evil agenda. war.ukraine.ua/donate/

Wait for it...

Adrien Brody's unshakable believe that he should get to speak for 10 times longer than anybody else at the Oscars is the pinnacle of entitlement. He is why we need to bring back the word conceited.

In honor of tonight's Oscars...

#DorothyParker #TheNewYorker

I'm so gratified that Amazon reviewers who need an escape keep raving about Divorce Towers! One reader even said it even made her miss her subway stop...

What a gem!

Is it the pee tape? Is that what's going on here?

Let's get real. Vladimir Putin is our president. Our elected fascist is just a useful idiot.

Here's a fashion caption written by Dorothy Parker, née Rothschild, when she worked for Vogue, circa 1916.

DEAR CUSTOMER SERVICE LINES: If you use hold music, YOU DO NOT NEED TO INTERRUPT EVERY 30 SECONDS TO REMIND ME MY BUSINESS IS IMPORTANT TO YOU. I am trying to get some f-ing work done. 🤬

It's always a good day for a Tallulah quote!

This is Nazi Germany

I just felt my house rumble on Long Island. Earthquake? Low flying plane? Indigestion? I really don't know...

😜

This is what a deal with the devil looks like👇 @housegop.bsky.social JUST VOTED TO CUT Medicaid, SNAP benefits, school meals, & housing assistance all in exchange for giving corporations & billionaires a tax cut all at the expense of the middle class.

Will there be death camps this time around, do you think?

🤣

🤣 #DorothyParker