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“People pay way over this for a wedding.” Oh, you mean people WITH JOBS pay more for weddings? So, not Greg, then. #90dayfiance

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How have I somehow ended up thinking Sarper deserves better than Shakinah? What a wild ride life/TLC is. #90dayfiance

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We have got to ban men from the subway. Those fuckers will not budge even one inch to let someone by.

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imho this is still the rawest line in any piece of media ever

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My NFL draft was when Sara Ramirez was in Spamalot & the head of ABC met with them & told them to name a show & they’d write a part for them.

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MEDIA HOARDERS/HOBBYIST ARCHIVISTS, MOBILIZE

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Viral bits like this tell me that the majority of people are less obsessive than I. After I bought the dvd I literally watched Dangerous Beauty once a day for two weeks.

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The reason why older generations burnt the shit out of their meat and boiled the shit out of their vegetables, was your kid died if you didn't. Medium rare steaks and roasted Brussels sprouts are a side effect of an intact food safety infrastructure

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I want to know who makes the fake college sweatshirts people wear in commercials that just say, like “STATE” or “COLLEGE” on a generic logo.

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once again: just because the clown car goes very fast does not mean it isn’t full of clowns

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something I really appreciate about Pascal is that he's using his position - which is very secure, he's hugely successful and they're not going to throw away a bunch of money firing him - to be this outspoken it's important that everyone speak out on trans rights but especially big names

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of the various threats i've felt in the last several months, he's finally threatening me with a good time

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Colleagues, the autism registry doesn’t exist without our participation Repeat after me: fuck you, make me If you care about Autistic people “Fuck you, make me.”

submitted 5 days ago • 98 comments

Putting 12-15 hours a day of posting is so fucking sad because that means he’s been really wording these carefully and editing and shit. I post 100 times a day and it takes precisely 17 minutes because I respect the craft of what we do here

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I’m pretty sure I’ve been blacklisted from posting Old Navy reviews because they don’t like me constantly pointing out that their sizing is shit.

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Clearly essential for WARFIGHTING

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Rewatching Ted Lasso & yikes, Nate’s heel turn is so gradual that, yeah, I think he’s just a bad person?

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I understand that teeth are unfortunately luxury bones in the American healthcare system, but #1000lbsisters has me very concerned about dentistry in Kentucky. And I say this as a Tennesseean!

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In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD

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This religious opt-out bullshit has reminded me that the parents of one of my classmates in 11TH GRADE AP ENGLISH insisted that she be excused from reading The French Lieutenant’s Woman bc of sexual content.

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The winner of Conclave will win a sickening supply of vestments hand-sewn by Rome’s most fastidious frociaggine, a mitre and crosier from FierceDragJewels.Com, a lifetime supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, and infallible control over the Holy Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church.

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"so pup what u are saying is based on your research there is no rule that says a dog can not be pope?"

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I’m so hyped for this movie. The original is great & Samara Weaving is the best Margot Robbie.

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"almost every night since Oct 2023, even during his hospitalization, Pope Francis made a daily phone call to the only Catholic parish in the Gaza Strip to check on their safety and offer words of prayer and support. His last public act, the day before he died, was to call for a ceasefire in Gaza."

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Absolutely WILD marketing campaign honestly

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Got an extremely off-topic reply in the Vulture comments. I regret to inform everyone that the Bluesky Resistance reply guys have breached containment.

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imagine going back in time and showing this image (complete with the caption) to somebody in like...2023. have to imagine it would immediately put them in a coma

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I hope Cardinal Ralph de Bricassart is the new Pope.

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In a mood to burn the world down today.

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I’m sorry, the term for the popetestants is papabili? Papabili?? That is delightful. I can’t believe all you papists have been gatekeeping this knowledge from me.

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double pneumonia couldnt kill Pope Francis but spending 10 min with Vance was enough for him to give up

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OK, so I will be watching this Polyfamily nonsense on TLC bc a) I love mess, & b) I’m curious how one of the members is so radically more attractive than the rest. #SisterWives

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Your dick being silent doesn’t mean that it’s not there. That’s a test. That’s when you have to show your dick that you’re going to trust it even when you don’t hear it, you’re going to keep believing even though nothing is changing.

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I swear, Jessica wants Juan to be miserable. Should we contact adult protective services? #90dayfiance

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Ideally, I want Matt off my tv screen. But in the meantime I will settle for him getting a tinted moisturizer/concealer to cover his bizarrely red nostrils. #90dayfiance

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