ellieboren.bsky.social
I judge people for fun and profit. Based in NYC. She/her
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No backyard but I have a favorite local pigeon. His name is Swole Toe Larry.
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👀 Not gonna lie…I have limited sympathy for her mostly because all her problems stem from her terrible decision making.
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Not only did Sara get on Grey’s Anatomy, the show literally gave them exactly what they asked for (George’s love interest).
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There’s a distinct chance I’ve watched 6 movies 200+ times!
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I have probably watched Clue at least 100 times. Cyrano only came out in 2021 & I have for sure already watched it at least 20 times.
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Her delivery of the bit where she has Jesse’s goon squad zoom in on the picture of Lori *destroyed* me
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Yes, I’m still mad about it.
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Anyway, Mormons are weird and if you’re afraid of books, don’t take fucking AP Literature.
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As it is, I already made that teacher cry once. If I had known about this? The number would have been significantly higher!
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Luckily I did not know about the dispensation at the time, because the fit I would have thrown would have been epic. Guess who’s suddenly having meetings with the headmaster? Me & my parents.
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I don’t even remember it being that spicy. Maybe an oblique flashback sex scene?
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I want the neuralink monkey to get loose and chase you
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The Babysitter is not an especially great movie but she is incredibly fun in it.
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It’s a concerning indication of the current news environment that I don’t know who #3 is.