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this is like how Frank Silva was accidentally in that one shot so Lynch wrote him in

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eating meat for every meal is weird tbh

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Idiot owners of small chains who wish they could smell elons farts are going to start making some guy who comes in at 6am to bake croissants at minimum wage write an essay about what they've done each week to their manager

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Jupiter Ascending might have the best adaptation of the shmup videogame genre to cinema ever made

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idk how esnupi and snoopy have different auras but they do

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Much of people's annoyance at art stems from the feeling that there's a puzzle other people either understand and they don't or they're lying about it. This is what drives a lot of STEMlord anger at the arts

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do you think Steve Jobs ever woke up and though "yeah this outfit kinda sucks"?

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after firing all the trained DEI pilots America is now effectively launching 80 passenger missiles at other sovereign nations

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The rich either care that we aren't breeding enough or that we need population control, these things at first glance seem to be contradictory until you realise the simple fact that unites both ideals: they're freaks

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brand new diner serves coke the normal way

submitted 35556 days ago • 136 comments

with the rise of ai there has never been a better tool to help you start the journey of becoming good at something but also there're so many shortcuts and pitfalls. the world is about to become a lot dumber but it doesn't have to

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Girl in the city

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www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... dawg wtf

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

"valentine's day is the one holiday that is irredeemably tied to capitalism" me and bro wishing all of god's beautiful creatures a wonderful valentine's day (we are reducing our carbon emissions): idk imagine I posted a couple muscular badly drawn cartoon dudes

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when you burn your egg fried rice a lil and it goes all crispy, that's what I live for

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Andy from Twin Peaks has never given a single woman the ick. Take the dunce pill

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Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance

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When we unionized a few years ago, a lot of peanut gallery types on social media wanted to tell me it would be the end of Wired. Hope it’s now clear (thanks mostly to our insanely talented and hardworking politics team) that it does not work that way. Unions are good.

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watching Severence, taking notes. I'm going to become such a good manager this Mr Milchick fella has some great ideas and he's very handsome

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

we don't talk enough about the fact that chives are a plant found in nature that tastes like pringles

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if you make it yourself soup can be one of the tastiest things on the planet

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

with the rise of Eloncenomics I think it's worth getting out a head of lettuce to see if it will last longer than America's stability rn

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it is vigilante justice time for america

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it's crazy that KFC hasn't specced into non chicken wings

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28/1/25 - nocturn

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since I started deleting apps that send too many push notifications out of principle my phone use has gotten much healthier

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the little brush strokes for the shadow, how can that not be your goat??

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do kids still say rizz?

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2025 prediction: trump comes out as plural

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

don't trust a person who skips work breaks

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

this is the plot to evangelion

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

what training data will teach the AI to love?

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

you ever noticed they took all the public clocks away over the last 15 years?

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I think that ai and robotics pose a genuine threat to humanity, spirituality and our sense of self and community that Christianity has spent centuries posturing that it will rise to answer and instead they care about diversity and gay people

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