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I am ﬁnding myself drawn to using ligatures. For some ineﬀable reason, it liﬅs my enjoyment of my own poﬆs. They're just chef's kiß

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"Dance card" is such a fun euphemism for "the liﬆ of people I'm fucking".

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We need to figure out a way for one particular historical event to happen. A lot of historical events are happening now, but not the one I have in mind. This one would be of great interest to most people I think.

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Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

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Hey what happened to Julius Caesar and for what and by whom and also where and while we're at it, how

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Fifty-first state Fifty first dates Is there something there?

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Nəña Businsss

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Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.

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advice to young writers: - begin the first sentence of every paragraph with, "So basically the whole deal is, is that [...]" - begin subsequent sentences with, "And plus, [...]" - end every paragraph with, "So that basically wraps it up as far as all that goes." - 4 blank lines between paragraphs

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See me personally I think having a machine that I can instruct on computational tasks that it executes exactly as specified is amazing. Having it access databases on other machines is incredible. I don't need it to also expend resources to talk like a human and be wrong more often.

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The OED must acquire KnowYourMeme. Anything else would be a dereliction of duty.

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Letting an overposter out of mute jail. We shall see if this is wise.

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Instead of "rare", I'm going to start saying "quotidian't".

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Thirst-followed a girl on Twitter years ago, a friendship developed, and we hooked up a few times recently. We're still friends, but now I'm back to thirst-following her. Nature is healing.

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Writing an essay ohhhhhoHhhooOoOOooo

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Nobody tell me secrets; I hate keeping them. It feels good to give things away, and scarce information is a thing I can give away. I have no impulse control. I am not to be trusted with your confidences.

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The catholics are seething

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I love to see a column of hearts in my mutuals feed. My mutuals' tweets don't even have to he good (nevertheless, they still are), and I'll like the shit out of them.

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If Elon Musk has a weird penis and, we assume, an unfulfilling sex life, does he have any other outlets besides systematically destroying governments? Maybe we should try to get him into stamp collecting? Or maybe we hire a prostitute to kill him.

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me and who

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Really fascinated with this administration’s plan to engineer, on a structural level, an unemployed loner with no support structure that knows how to use firearms and has nothing left to lose.

submitted 7 days ago • 38 comments

Fellas, have you ever asked your mentally ill girl-friends for help talking to other mentally ill girls? You GOTTA.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

[Narrowing my eyes as I read that an upcoming horror movie features well-known actors and a lauded screenplay] This'd better not turn out to be a poignant meditation on loss and grief

I am ﬁnding myself drawn to using ligatures. For some ineﬀable reason, it liﬅs my enjoyment of my own poﬆs. They're just chef's kiß

"Dance card" is such a fun euphemism for "the liﬆ of people I'm fucking".

We need to figure out a way for one particular historical event to happen. A lot of historical events are happening now, but not the one I have in mind. This one would be of great interest to most people I think.

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

Hey what happened to Julius Caesar and for what and by whom and also where and while we're at it, how

Fifty-first state Fifty first dates Is there something there?

Nəña Businsss

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.

advice to young writers: - begin the first sentence of every paragraph with, "So basically the whole deal is, is that [...]" - begin subsequent sentences with, "And plus, [...]" - end every paragraph with, "So that basically wraps it up as far as all that goes." - 4 blank lines between paragraphs

See me personally I think having a machine that I can instruct on computational tasks that it executes exactly as specified is amazing. Having it access databases on other machines is incredible. I don't need it to also expend resources to talk like a human and be wrong more often.

The OED must acquire KnowYourMeme. Anything else would be a dereliction of duty.

Letting an overposter out of mute jail. We shall see if this is wise.

Instead of "rare", I'm going to start saying "quotidian't".

Thirst-followed a girl on Twitter years ago, a friendship developed, and we hooked up a few times recently. We're still friends, but now I'm back to thirst-following her. Nature is healing.

Writing an essay ohhhhhoHhhooOoOOooo

Nobody tell me secrets; I hate keeping them. It feels good to give things away, and scarce information is a thing I can give away. I have no impulse control. I am not to be trusted with your confidences.

The catholics are seething

I love to see a column of hearts in my mutuals feed. My mutuals' tweets don't even have to he good (nevertheless, they still are), and I'll like the shit out of them.

If Elon Musk has a weird penis and, we assume, an unfulfilling sex life, does he have any other outlets besides systematically destroying governments? Maybe we should try to get him into stamp collecting? Or maybe we hire a prostitute to kill him.

me and who

Really fascinated with this administration’s plan to engineer, on a structural level, an unemployed loner with no support structure that knows how to use firearms and has nothing left to lose.

Fellas, have you ever asked your mentally ill girl-friends for help talking to other mentally ill girls? You GOTTA.

[Narrowing my eyes as I read that an upcoming horror movie features well-known actors and a lauded screenplay] This'd better not turn out to be a poignant meditation on loss and grief

everyone right now

Happy Valentine’s Day

scooby doo be like ry remical romance