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Top-level, someone should have said "no" to Kevin Feige, just say "no, this is an obviously bad idea, you're diluting a strong character into something so corrosive and prone to poor interpretation that arguably only three people in the world have written it well this century"

it really was such a fucking unenforced mistake to make kamala khan a mutant huh

I meant to write commentary for this playlist of every single worthwhile song Weezer has released in the 21st century and I never did, but would you read that? look at the playlist and consider your answer music.apple.com/fr/playlist/...

making people realize that they *can* do something about the democratic establishment that they universally fucking hate is the key here, you have to say loud and proud that not ranking cuomo *will* harm the fucks in some way, however small and local

july birthday and the lego catalogue updates in august

the worst two words? oh that's easy, it's "Heil Hitler"

god I really should tell you about the hilarious clusterfuck that is going to be the Paris municipal election; first big first round poll was released and it's gonna be hysterical

oh shit Elvis is on French max I can finally watch Elvis in Four Thousand

a legend reborn

thinking about getting some birthday kicks, plain and simple looking for a comfy runner

living in France means living in a country where frozen pizza brands will NOT do a fucking pepperoni pizza for some fuckass reason

Type of guy who complains about his joints hurting but then rests his arm like this

Deeply unpostable thoughts. Limitless solidarity with the iranian people, who don't deserve this latest in an endless series of escalations to avoid western accountability for the genocide. Long live the Resistance

bro the republic is fucking dead

gonna say it: don't look for The Opposition to do SHIT about an illegal war, they crave death

plus ça change

"how long does it take to know if your country has been bombed" +reddit

did this dumbfuck post about the kickoff to a world war early and is that gonna fuck it over from the get-go

I bet the war's gonna go real good for the united states

"what is the hierarchy of crime in Gotham City?" I hear you ask; it's a simple system of tiers that I have devised and it's perfect; it goes: major film appearance maxiseries or ongoing 6-issue mini one-shot cartoon appearance (one episode) cameo mention

I don't know how else to say that triangulation in politics has never fucking worked and will never fucking work; it's capitulation to the right all the way

It doesn't really count as "power" if you're following the exact same policy agenda as the people already in power, now does it

my "believe whatever the opposite of roy thomas says" mug isn't raising so many questions anymore now is it

SHOCKING: This man has no AC Unit, no indoor fan, he just obsessively monitors the weather app and only opens the windows and blinds when the temperature starts going down; we'll talk with France's most miserable idiot

bad news there's a new Muse album cycle good news the first single is mixed like SHIT

god I love that they just made Toxic Avenger slightly more expensive adjusted for inflation; it looks like you think it looks when you look at the original; I'm IN www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKe0...

do you ever think about how fucked it is that Kate McKinnon is the face of the time SNL gave itself over to fascists despite being the most essential and versatile performer on that show at that time

I tell you right now if I ever have my say at DC Comics I'm paving over the Dreaming and replacing it in the cosmology of the multiverse with Meta from SHADE THE CHANGING MAN

NO THANKS! (New History of the DC Universe; Waid, Nauck and Ordway)

oh tom, OH TOM

there's not much meaning to be gleaned in solicits, but it's not nothing that the second comic in DC's September solicits, right below BATMAN NUMBER ONE, is a Red Hood comic with 6 variant covers written by a trans woman aiptcomics.com/2025/06/20/f...

for a while I had an idea for a comic called THE AMERICAN EXPERIMENTS where a bunch of tech bros build an AI cyborg Alexander Hamilton, but they don't realize he wrote all that shit about George Washington being king forever, so it goes to shit

on the one hand ZZ Gundam's pivot to a lighter, more comedic tone is how Gundam got enough staying power to get a nearly 50 year run; on the other well, we're losing a lot from not having anything as brutal as the end of Zeta again

Mortifying experience at Pulp last night but taking comfort that I’m not the worst person Jarvis Cocker has ever impersonated

hey bit of advice do NOT spill water on a carpet, just don't

i have soooooooo many things to say about brianna wu. instead i will simply post some of her art from college again with no additional comment