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it rules that vice-president of the united states is such a completely fucking fake job that a highlight of your day is calling out individual posters online

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ok yeah it's settled: if you're making mac and cheese on the quick, go for whole milk plus a half teaspoon of sugar to avoid hot milk complications

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I like how Marvel are making sure you aren't too excited reading their comics; imagine if you were shocked by a twist! how bad would that be

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I think it's cool how Marvel is giving away the act II twist of their 2025 mega-event for the sake of a pretty mid cover reveal, instead of having people experience it through buying and reading the fucking thing; it rules! it's very good!

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I don't know that it's that much of an own that Trump is driving the American economy off a fucking cliff; it's like some kind of disturbance axiom; some kind of calamity mercantilism; I wish there was some sort of influential work on economics about that

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Reminder: this is a cut of the film that at the VERY LEAST includes the full sequence of Oscar Isaac and Carla Gugino doing burlesque cabaret "Love is the Drug" while a heist is going on; ALL OF YOU SHOULD WANT THIS AND IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE NOT AN ALLY

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Lowe would reprise his role one last time in the cartoon Jellystone, and it reads now as a fittingly absurd coda to his run on the character

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the punchline to the yeezy saga is that all the hot designers that were working at yeezy got hired by CROCS and look at that shit it rules I want it

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A stupid thing about the sneaker industry is that everyone just fucking waited until the total collapse of Yeezy under Adidas to release fashion-forward foam sandals, mules and clogs that are just way better; they all just got out of his way and meanwhile dude was becoming a nazi

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said it once and I'll say it again: ba-pa-da-ba ba ba

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so the store has knockoff made-in-France twinkies and I almost grabbed a box but my bag was too heavy because I grabbed whole milk and ginger ale

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"they replaced the trans character in win or lose with a christian character" that's not how it works! that's not how it fucking works! you can't just "add a character" in the middle of a years-long production of an animated show! the christian character was there all along you DOPE

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you kinda expect Kirby's NEW GODS to be a space opera epic and then it turns out to be PERSON OF INTEREST with space gods and so it's even better

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Pokemon going open world was absolutely a fucking mistake and I hope the next mainline entry goes back to something more designed

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The big guy is racist but it's made abundantly clear that it's because he's also pretty dumb; also the world around them is just national stereotypes

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I'm sorry but someone who works at BLOOMBERG should shut their traps when it comes to knowing what a cool name is; "Michael Bloomberg" doesn't evoke shit

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this MOTHERFUCKER doesn't even know about the Paintress OR the cursed number she paints on her monolith, making everyone of that age fade into smoke! HEY DUMDUM IT'S CALLED THE FORGOTTEN BATTLEFIELD

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uh dude it's about the 33rd Expedition you gotta keep up

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Sean Baker is the first Red Scare listener to win an Academy Award and that's terrifying to me

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oh you think elected officials endorsing a hard-right line on trans people and their rights has a corrosive effect on the discourse that makes their assembling of a coalition even less likely well wait until you find out about major national newspapers, LIKE THE ONE WITH YOUR FUCKING BYLINE ON IT

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the french way of looking at the world rules because instead of thinking Emilia Perez only won two Oscars because it's not a very good film, you think "oh it must be the karla sofia gascon tweets"

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1/5 calls but you gotta remember I'm a comics guy so the fact I was able to nail both writing categories proves I'm actually good at this

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maybe we don't live in an evil fucking world

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maybe evil can be defeated

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is Anora gonna save us

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FUCK AI

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yeah Emilia Perez's winning best picture

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gal gadot, coming out tonight from a soundproof booth

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I'm just saying, it's ODD that they don't call the Nocta Air Force 1 by its model name anymore; it's like they expect something else to spring to mind when you say "Certified Lover Boy"

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hell fucking yeah no other land

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Drake is such a total punchline you can bring him up middle of the Oscars and get a laugh; he's catching strays for the rest of his life; somehow people still buy his shoe collab with Nike

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oh, it's television director ben stiller

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Jacques Audiard with the fucking Gregg Turkington ass Emilia Perez cap what the fuck are we doing here

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the thing about EMILIA PEREZ is that if you look at it on mute, and all you see is the dramatic lighting and the steadicam acrobatics, it's an incredible amount of dazzle; no other film this year moved the camera as much or had this many colored lights

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anyway can we check on Hideo Kojima this Bond tribute is all he has ever lived for

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I can hate France as well as anyone but there are things that will make me proud of my country; they include: -Achievements in extreme horror -Synthesizers -DOS era computer games -Rioting

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Genuine pride in the fact French body horror won best makeup

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yeah EMILIA PEREZ is taking best picture; it's absolutely not the best film but it is the most film

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the more I look at images of THE SUBSTANCE the more I realize "oh; this is Zoolander, you did a fucking zoolander"

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THERE WE GO BABY ONE BIG FIVE CORRECT

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