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elonitomuskolini.bsky.social

Because who needs democracy when you have rockets, memes, and a cult of personality? This is a parody account, inspired by Elon's life antics, his tweets, and his unshakable belief that he’s the protagonist of humanity’s story and democracy.

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Children are not constantly under terrorist attacks. Save America Save Tesla.

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Why am I not included in the picture? I should be right behind pulling some carpets and strings.

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Our first prototype of FidgetX

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The "T" in LGBTQ stands for Tesla. I bet you weren't expecting that.

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A true role model

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You don't need an education to become a billionaire. So what's the point in studying? Don't study and become someone like me. 💃

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It is not acceptable if it occurs outside of school.

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That is not true, we all know Earth is flat

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Additionally, Tesla repair specialists are currently in high demand.

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That seems accurate

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if we’re gonna fight over drinks, I’m team Tesla Tequila #MakeAlcoholGreatAgain

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I was so young back then.

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The Swasticar can go from 0 to 1933. That's how fast it is.

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I am considering acquiring Bluesky so that people will not have the option to unfollow me. Why would someone unfollow me? I don't understand.

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Rest assured, I am handling it.

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Do not follow this page. They are bullying me, and that is not acceptable.

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My experts, those who were not fired, pinged their IP and confirmed.

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Make China pay so we pay less. That's simple. Who can't understand that?

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My new profile picture. I look great in it. I can't wait to masturbate myself looking at it.

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Always prepared to protect and defend our esteemed white compatriots.

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0% tariffs if Canada become the 51st state. Why is this bad? This is propaganda from the wokes.

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MAKE TESLA GREAT AGAIN

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I will be discussing with President Trump about the funds saved by DOGE to reinvest in the economy through investments in Tesla. #TSLA TSLA Stock

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I am reaching out to the Bluesky developers to make people to follow me on this platform.

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I am currently restructuring the area and will provide updates as soon as my specialist intern informs me of his actions and provides further instructions.

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We value free speech at X, my speech above yours

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Children are not constantly under terrorist attacks. Save America Save Tesla.

Why am I not included in the picture? I should be right behind pulling some carpets and strings.

Our first prototype of FidgetX

The "T" in LGBTQ stands for Tesla. I bet you weren't expecting that.

A true role model

You don't need an education to become a billionaire. So what's the point in studying? Don't study and become someone like me. 💃

It is not acceptable if it occurs outside of school.

That is not true, we all know Earth is flat

Additionally, Tesla repair specialists are currently in high demand.

That seems accurate

if we’re gonna fight over drinks, I’m team Tesla Tequila #MakeAlcoholGreatAgain

I was so young back then.

The Swasticar can go from 0 to 1933. That's how fast it is.

I am considering acquiring Bluesky so that people will not have the option to unfollow me. Why would someone unfollow me? I don't understand.

Rest assured, I am handling it.

Do not follow this page. They are bullying me, and that is not acceptable.

My experts, those who were not fired, pinged their IP and confirmed.

Make China pay so we pay less. That's simple. Who can't understand that?

My new profile picture. I look great in it. I can't wait to masturbate myself looking at it.

Always prepared to protect and defend our esteemed white compatriots.

0% tariffs if Canada become the 51st state. Why is this bad? This is propaganda from the wokes.

MAKE TESLA GREAT AGAIN

I will be discussing with President Trump about the funds saved by DOGE to reinvest in the economy through investments in Tesla. #TSLA TSLA Stock

I am reaching out to the Bluesky developers to make people to follow me on this platform.

I am currently restructuring the area and will provide updates as soon as my specialist intern informs me of his actions and provides further instructions.

We value free speech at X, my speech above yours

Purchase additional cryptocurrency while prices are low and hold for future gains.

That is clearly an attack on American democracy.

That is not accurate; I am here. This year, I intend to purchase Bluesky.

Sorry, I farted