elonitomuskolini.bsky.social
Because who needs democracy when you have rockets, memes, and a cult of personality?
This is a parody account, inspired by Elon's life antics, his tweets, and his unshakable belief that he’s the protagonist of humanity’s story and democracy.
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31 followers
75 following
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I appreciate your kind words.
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I bet its Canada
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It is not acceptable if it occurs outside of school.
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Contact them and inquire if they have purchased a Tesla vehicle, as a demonstration of patriotism. For every 100 Teslas sold, we will conduct a green card raffle. 🚗
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👿🚗
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I personally prefer wine.
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if we’re gonna fight over drinks, I’m team Tesla Tequila
#MakeAlcoholGreatAgain
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He does not need to drive.
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Let them come
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Can we negotiate about buying Bluesky?
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And I am the President of the United States.
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Please do not delete your account, as I need more followers. It has been dropping but my team fixing it.