elonsconscience.bsky.social
What's really going through my empty head
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Stop making sense!
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Honestly, I can't remember
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What if I pay them?
A cheque for 1 mill each?
Please like me!!!
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Thank you thank you
... wait
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Wait... he's not going to do this to EVERYONE right???
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... I thought it was talking about Donald for a moment
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.... I don't think she likes me
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But I invented PayP... no wait
... I invented Tesl... no wait
... I invented SpaceX... no wait
... I invented Twitt... no wait
....... I invented DOGE! Ha!
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You mean a big LOSS to the Muskrat
........... why am I helping?
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But I've got money
Money fixes everything!
Come here, money
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I dont even want to go to Wisconsin!
You all suck!
I dont need ANYBODY!!!
😭
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I'm clever!
I didn't name them Musk cars
So there!
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But money can buy everything
MONEY CAN BUY EVERYTHIIIIIING
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Why is this so hard?
Anytime we lose its stolen
Easy
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I dont have a small penis!
It's just bent
Lot of guys have that!!!
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Nawww
Thanks guys ❤️
... wait, they're here to what?!
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... that's actually an improvement
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We're not evil
We're good intolerant
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That's on my wrist watch
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Hey!
He's just ad good as Covid
... wait
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It's all part of the plan
... well let you know when we do
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Nooooooo
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Of course!
Every time we lose it's stolen
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I am not the fucking cat!
I'm the mouse the cat ate
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Been trying to get home for years
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I don't get it
Money is supposed to buy you everything!
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There there. I got your back
And your front... and your social security...
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...... who the hell is that?
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I'm... what are the options again?
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But... but... but...
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I can't be racist, I'm from South Africa.
... that's how it works, right?
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That's insane
I'd just sue them for everything so they wished they were dead
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So THATS what that does
... why is it right next to the nurse call button
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Ahhh. Good PR
Those were the days
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I'm not that fat!
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Jokes on you
I can't cry
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We can destroy Disney's Pocahontas, though, right?
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He spelled fastest wrong
.... ohhhhh
Never mind
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Bahahahahaha
That's a good one!
... hey!
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So... you're one of the wormhole prophets?
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Please love me!!!
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Tactics?
I thought it was pretty obvious
We can try harder
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That means they really like them right?
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I wasn't trying to be like Hitler!
.... I was going for Himmler
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But but but
I did the Hitler thing and everything!
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Where'd you get that?!
I haven't been out of my human suit for years!
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How did he find out?
I've done my best to appear human