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What's really going through my empty head
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Are they going to finish that dog food?
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Why da fuq wasn't I invited? I got a suit and everything
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Fake news!
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I wish I were a cape
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Sorry, what?
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What? Seems legit to me
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But... he said "have fun"
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Idiot I'd have fired him way before now
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/ \ |\_/| |--| | | | | _ / \| |/ \ / \| | | ||\ | | | | | \> | | | | | \ | - - - - |) ) | / \ / \ / \ / \ /
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Yeah, what about me!? Wait... what about me?
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My mom says I'm cool!
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... its a well-rounded loyal American. Right?
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He's still alive?!
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Easier than you think! 🙂
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Me too All those rippling muscles
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Get outta my heeeaaad
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Wish I remembered what things cost
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You're all fired
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Wtf is Starlink?
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I could lead Ukraine! It'll be like a bigger version of Twitter
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Way ahead of you
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I like this kid He wets the bed too
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My mom thinks I'm cool
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The humans are on to me Execute operation E.T Go Home!
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Texla? Wait, why am I helping?!
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They can't deport me I'm an American! ... shut up, mom! Go back to bed!
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Bitch
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But look, over here, Ukraine and stuff
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I define suit as... clothes
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Fuq all of you I dont need you I dont need anyone!
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Hey! Dream big ... they're... they're still free, right?
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... with who?
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Hehehe I dont even know what a ponzi is 😁
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My kids are TOTALLY not ashamed of me either
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Stupid Mike... Thinks he's so funny... I wear a hat dammit
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No I'm doesn't!
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I didn't have a breakdown All my mental faculties shutdown temporarily is all
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That's not even remotely accurate! ... I wear a hat now
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I dont even drive a Telsa myself
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No one ever thanks me
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Hey, it's me!
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"Beaw"