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elrondhubbard.bsky.social
I do tabletop rpg stuff and teach upper elementary.
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The word "conservative" is entering "begging the question" territory. One word can't simultaneously mean "I don't like taxes," "I think trans people should be imprisoned," and "I watch Blue Bloods."

File impeachment articles that are just direct quotes from the Declaration of Independence

Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment? It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.

Trump and RFK briefly Succeeded in getting divorced alcoholic dads who think tofu makes you trans and divorced crystal gazing aunts who think vaccines cause autism to be nice to each other on Facebook.

The first season of Xena Warrior Princess tried SO hard to convince us that Xena and Gabrielle were straight. I mean, have they seen their own show?

“Exclusively to Twitter” - just makes open corruption and conflicts of interest with the Trump administration and Musk. What they imagined about Soros is real life on steroids with Musk.

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

Stock market up 400% since yesterday! …down 1% since three days ago. Great; definitely need to check this every 12 hours.

Stop texting me, the governor of Maine; I’m busy watching Xena Warrior Princess and eating Hot Ones Pringles.

Every clip I see from Fox News or any of the business channels is basically a higher-resolution version of this. Probably fine!

Thank you

30 years ago a professor explained tariffs to me as “economic sanctions a country puts on itself” and that stuck with me.

I got an ad for Temu that said “Shop like a billionaire” and, since I don’t shop at Temu, I guess I am?

Severance is like Uncanny Valley, the Series.