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elrup.bsky.social
Retired Pokémon Master - K-pop aficionado - The only person playing the RipTide skin in Fortnite.
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* feels like complete shit and thinks, “I’ll never make that mistake again” * 23 hours later I’ll take 3 Sausage McMuffins and a large coffee

submitted 19 hours ago • 10 comments

american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit

submitted 1 day ago • 837 comments

It’s sad when something you used to love disappoints you. It’s tragic when it’s your own fucking country.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It’s ours now.

submitted 17 days ago • 17 comments

Am in the pub but struggling to concentrate. Because on the wall is definitive proof we are about to invent time travel but Mark fucking Zuckerberg will control it.

submitted 25 days ago • 7 comments

Fuck that guy. Let’s all chip in and buy X. We’ll turn it into a water park or maybe a Costco

submitted 25 days ago • 15 comments

i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread

submitted 36 days ago • 198 comments

Great letter in today's Guardian. What sort of free speech is prevented by factchecking, Zuck?

submitted 52 days ago • 867 comments

they dont have this firework problem in france bc as kids they are allowed a small firework with dinner

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

Absolutely pissing it down outside

submitted 134 days ago • 5 comments

For those who are watching 'Threads' tonight for the first time, remember you can still visit the theme park tied to the series, where you can freely wander around a populated area ravaged by destruction and disease, and seeing the effects of devolved civilization. It's called 'Great Yarmouth'

submitted 144 days ago • 2 comments

Don't mind me, just trying out BlueSky in the hope it's better than Threads, and less of a cesspit than Twitter.

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments