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Ordinarily, the President bragging that he passed his dementia test would be shocking.

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BREAKING: Days before she was detained by ICE, the State Department had determined Tufts student Rumeysa Ozturk did NOT engage in antisemitic or terrorist activities. Rubio revoked her visa anyhow. Gift article: wapo.st/4j8d5Uh

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One Canadian visitor to Palm Springs, California canceled his $7,000 Airbnb reservation. It comes amid rising tensions between the US and Canada.

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Math is hard for Elon www.nytimes.com/2025/04/13/u...

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A woman went to see a psychiatrist about her husband. "Tell me what's going on," said the shrink. "My husband's acting weird. He's been drinking his morning coffee & then he eats the mug. He only leaves the handle!” she said. Shrink: “Yes, that IS weird. The handle is the best part.“

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He never misses an opportunity to not criticize Russia — even when they murder 35 people on Palm Sunday

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FAFO…👇 I guess he forgot that KARMA keeps receipts, huh?! Clarence. Is. A. Traitor. ✨

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Absolutely

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its the car you buy when there is something wrong with you

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BREAM: The nonpartisan Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget calls the budget "an absolute disgrace." The GOP is supposed to be the party of fiscal discipline. Why did you vote yes? LANKFORD: That is the wonderful DC math that's coming through on this

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This sums it up 👇👇

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To be fair, I wouldn't shake Cheryl Hines' hand either - I mean, can you just *imagine* where that thing has been? 😳

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Pathological liar Entire video: vm.tiktok.com/ZMBqWmbAB/

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part of running a wolf-in-sheeps clothing campaign predicated around tricking voters into thinking you're a liberal when your plan is to govern as a corrupt conservative is I guess there's no point in putting in the effort to write a real policy platform.

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Century of Socialism™️

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Russia claiming to be the victim again

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CBC Headline: "Carney attacked for wanting 'free ride', 'hiding' from public amid latest campaign break" Fact: He is the Prime Minister of Canada, he met with his Canada-US council on the trade war and had a call with the NATO secretary. #cdnpoli #canpoli

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@pxmolina.bsky.social

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Dear Decent Human Beings in the Military and Law Enforcement, If you are ordered to violate the Constitution by this president, please disobey. The millions who served, suffered, and died before you deserve your courage now.

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😯

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DONNIE NO

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Dear Leader forces Tim Apple to lower the prices of iPhones by $4,200. (for now anyway)

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Hippocrates: First, do no harm. Sen./Dr. Bill Cassidy: Of all the days in med school to skip class, dammit. www.cbsnews.com/news/rfk-jr-...

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Make me orgasm like Herbal Essences shampoo did in 1999.

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Why don't cargo ships use the Rust programing language? Because they only know how to operate at C-level.

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Another plane crash? A small plane that was headed to Columbia County Airport in Hudson, New York crashed in a field killing 6 people onboard, including Karenna Groff, the 2022 NCAA woman of the year. I’m sure that guy from The Real World is on top of it. 😔

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Nothing to see here but Florida's royal family laundering public funds into the royal family's campaign slush fund. www.tampabay.com/news/florida...

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Pierre Poilievre keeps saying Canada is broken. He's dead wrong about this, as most observant, well-informed Canadians know. As a country, we are faring better than most of the other G7 countries. We are stable and have a modern Charter of Rights and Freedoms that law-abiding citizens believe in. ❤️🇨🇦

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Please bait Poilievre into saying biological clock again. For fun.

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Worth sharing

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the thing is people can and do separate products from their CEO’s politics all the time, mostly because the list of CEOs with good politics probably fits on a post-it note but Elon wants Tesla to be a referendum on how we personally feel about him so here’s our verdict: fuck you, asshole, you suck

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I am reminded of a thing I like to say about lying and it being bad for the health of society

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@socialsecurityworks.org www.rawstory.com/social-secur...

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I have terrible tooth pain and the dentist office is naturally closed until tomorrow so I'm trying to see if surrounding the tooth in whisky will help. Results so far are not entirely conclusive but research will continue.

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