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A cardboard boat powered through the scum-covered water alongside the jetty. Before it became too water-logged, the vessel's engineer scooped it up, rewinding the rubber band. A distant rumble shook his bones. He looked up. Far away, gravity haulers took to the sky, aiming for the stars. #writing

A cardboard boat powered through the scum-covered water alongside the jetty. Before it became too water-logged, the vessel's engineer scooped it up, rewinding the rubber band. A distant rumble shook his bones. He looked up. Far away, gravity haulers took to the sky, aiming for the stars. #writing

From a source at NIH: “Right now NIH’s ability to buy things is dead. Nearly all people with the power to make an order — purchasing people — have been removed. The NIH hospital can’t buy medicines, the labs can’t buy petri dishes. X-Ray machine breaks? Too bad. Everything is stopped”

He sleeps. Somehow. #cats #catsofbluesky

He sleeps. Somehow. #cats #catsofbluesky

Wooden Shoe Tulip Festival 📍Portland, Oregon 🇺🇲

$721m to help Louisiana protect itself from Natural Disaster, gone Red Rural Recession. www.fox8live.com/2025/04/10/l...

My mission is simple — to show the world just how beautiful Africa truly is, through my lens, one moment at a time.

Sanders: We look to these law firms who have hundreds of well-paid lawyers to defend the constitution, to defend the rule of law. They were more interested in getting millions of dollars from their lobbying.. They should be ashamed of themselves.

Negotiater my sweet Hattie. Foot in mouth at all times.

The insiders seem to have had a 20min warning before the public

"Cut the red wire," the radio buzzed. The bomb was built into the door. She tilted her head, aiming the camera true. Seconds stretched eternal, as she brought the cutters into place. Lights strobed around the empty plaza. She was baking alive in the blast suit. *Snip* #writing #writingprompt

"Cut the red wire," the radio buzzed. The bomb was built into the door. She tilted her head, aiming the camera true. Seconds stretched eternal, as she brought the cutters into place. Lights strobed around the empty plaza. She was baking alive in the blast suit. *Snip* #writing #writingprompt

United States Disappeared Tracker: 1214 and growing. public.tableau.com/app/profile/...

napping cat bagels

My friends ask why I Hang grapes outside to dry but I have my raisins #DailyHaikuPrompt #haiku

“Art of the deal!” I say while ordering delivery after intentionally burning dinner.

Innerdalen, Norway. My idea of Heaven. I sat down next to a roaring waterfall close to the pass, full to the brim with snow melt. I breathed and took it all in. #Norway #Innerdalen #mountains #landscape #snow #landscapephotography #nature #spring #calm #naturephotography #wanderlust #hiking

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The entire reason you curb the exercise of arbitrary power is it prevents one asshole's mood swings from wrecking an entire country! You don't praise it when it momentarily swings in your favor

!! CALL TO ACTION !! #Booksky please join me in the fight to save our libraries. EveryLibrary is working hard to save the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS), which is the federal agency charged with distributing Congressionally approved funds to state libraries and grant recipients.

how to draw a medieval cat in two easy steps

Goodnight everyone Jupiter in infrared

We found the government “waste, fraud, and abuse”.

Perfect jello reveal

Hear me out…🌺

I like Ike 💙🇺🇸👊🔥

First Amendment is dead

1) Do something autocratic 2) Wait to see how people react 3) If they don't push back hard enough, carry on 4) If they do push back hard enough, "pause" it 5) Illegally consolidate more power 6) Repeat

“History repeats itself, first as a tragedy, second as a farce.” — Karl Marx

Where did my reward snack go? I saw my owner hide it here yesterday.🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

🚨 The President of the United States is “floating” the idea of deporting American citizens to a prison in El Salvador. No good American should tolerate it. Not now. Not ever. Speak up. Fuck that guy. #Democracy #Constitution #ThisIsNotNormal

Good morning. Today is the 80th day that the U.S. President is running a backdoor bribery scheme in which any CEO or foreign oligarch can send him money secretly through his crypto coin scam in exchange for favors. It's the biggest scandal in the history of the Presidency.

It boggles the mind that Democrats could lose because they were blamed for an inflation they didn’t cause. While Republicans could win on a campaign of inflation they’ll intentionally cause. But here we fucking are with 104% tariffs on China. “When ignorance gets started, it knows no bounds."