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🏳️‍⚧️(She/Her) Ex-EMS》hot mess | 12/11/20 | Rugger & gamer that loves to nerd out. A bit of insanity mixed w/chaos. Occasionally thirst trap but wholesome account.
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Bacon thief!!! Zero regrets 😂

Told my VP I was wearing a cat suite today 😂

Still grinding. Still showing up. A lot of work left to do, but I’m not stopping.

Good morning and happy Friday! We’ve made it!

I lift heavy things for fun, at least I got that

They’re making it hard to work

Keeping them on their toes.. am I leaving early for my laser hair removal appointment or is it an interview 🤷‍♀️

Good morning, wishing I was still in bed with this guy. Unfortunately capitalism has me in an office

Oakley!

Just over here lifting weights and getting mid pumps. Then kicking it with these 3 living the simple life.

Starting off the weekend right, hanging out with my favorite guy

Good morning!

My family ❤️

Oakley on a table!

Good morning!

Last day of bulking

Some battle wounds from today, we won 32-5

It’s cold and raining but today is a good day because it’s a rugby game day

I have the best Valentine’s

Bootlicking cowards.

Good morning!

They’re so adorable

I don’t know who the Super Bowl and it’s kinda nice

The only guy I care about

I actually like it when my gamer friends of decades now try to explain games to me now, it’s cute

It’s Friday!

Dead

A few people have told me I looked ripped ripped today… if this keeps up I might start believing them.

I love them so much

Gotta keep work on their toes, about wither or not I’m looking for jobs

Cool my kitchen ceiling is leaking after taking a shower 🙃

Officially dead

So my grandma passed early this morning. She never got to meet the authentic me 🙃

At least work is over with now

you’re an abomination, you’re confused, you’re disabled, you have a biological advantage, you’re weak, you’re too strong, you’re a man, i want to fuck you, i want to kill you. it all collapses in on itself. none of it makes sense. i’m going to keep on living.

Quote with four of your favorite selfies :)

Lighting makes a difference but doesn’t change the fact that I can pick you up

Sunday fun day with Oakley

I love them so much

My old men’s shirt makes a decent pump cover for the gym

Someone’s tired

At least it’s Friday!