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This is the video you didn’t know you needed to see today 😂 🔊🔊🔊 📽️ hubertthebird

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When you understand that DOGE was never meant to save money and make the government more efficient, but to burn it all to the ground and sell it to the highest bidder.... ......it all makes sense.

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Dear third-party voters, you’ve been awfully quiet. What’s up? What’s the game plan for the next 3 years and 11 months? Asking for 75,017,626 friends who did the right thing because we wanted to avoid all of this shit!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 1404 comments

Congrats to folks who clap when the plane lands. This is definitely your time.

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Just remembering how when planes would crash in Iran or Russia we used to say "This is what happens in autocracies, because they give important jobs to the leader's cronies instead of competent people."

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

February 18, 2025

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"working to swiftly rectify the situation..." www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...

submitted 4 days ago • 2922 comments

JUST IN: Another medical horror story in an affidavit from a USAID employee stationed overseas. Says his pregnant wife was not medevac-ed for emergency health care because of directives from DC. Took intervention of a U.S. senator to reverse — but was too late. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

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This country has seen some bad moments in the 61 years, 5 months, 16 days I’ve been on this Earth. But it has never, ever before come close to the supertoxic level of stupidity, mendacity, narcissism, nihilism, and moral apathy that threaten to destroy it today.

submitted 6 days ago • 2698 comments

We cannot support the state of hunting today. Once, long ago, hunting was how people fed themselves. today subsistence hunting has been largely replaced with thrill killing. With only 4% of mammals being wildlife, it's time to give them a break and end the pretenses of hunting as conservation.

submitted 7 days ago • 84 comments

"At least we owned the libs," MAGA Grandpa said, as the flames engulfed the world around him.

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

This is the most relevant article to NIH and research cuts I’ve seen. Imagine if this was today , how many people would be saying “Why are we studying Gila Monsters and their impact on diabetes ? That’s wasted money !” globalnews.ca/news/9793403...

submitted 13 days ago • 1165 comments

One of the more pressing issues is Trump just says what he wants and declares victory over Mexico and reporters write up “Trump declares victory” like stenographers.. He’s a convicted felon pathological liar with no credibility whose presidency relies on the mainstream media doing his PR. Stop it.

submitted 20 days ago • 15 comments

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

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Checking in on Kash Patel’s confirmation hearing:

submitted 24 days ago • 1079 comments

The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.

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Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence. He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials. It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.

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Yesterday they renamed it the Gulf of America. Today it's snowing on the Gulf Coast. I'm not saying I did it... but I'm also not saying I didn't.

submitted 31 days ago • 966 comments

“Mr Hegseth regularly became so drunk that he passed out, threw up, and had to be carried out of family events, and public settings sometimes shouting sexually and racially offensive statements

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Merkley to Vought: "You believe cutting off healthcare encourages people to work when they need to get better health in order to work? It doesn't make any sense."

submitted 32 days ago • 435 comments

If I die before my dog, let her see my body. Dogs understand death, I don't want her to think I abandoned her.

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I don’t wanna hear another fucking word about Biden’s pardons.

submitted 32 days ago • 829 comments

Entire NC towns swept away by floods, 1ks of CA homes burned to ash, people X country skiing down Bourbon Street in NOLA and Republicans still don't "believe" in climate change. If you twat waffles believe in a magical sky fairy, I feel like you could "believe" what's right in front of your nose!

submitted 31 days ago • 35 comments

#Hate is a #Choice

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No words.🤬💔

submitted 33 days ago • 121 comments

Your minute of zen

submitted 33 days ago • 908 comments

It’s going to be hard to be shocked anymore. I’m not sure who I’m more pissed at – Donald Trump for doing it, the Republicans for allowing it, the Trump voters for electing him or the voters who stayed home. www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

submitted 32 days ago • 227 comments

The “free speech defenders,” ladies and gentlemen.

submitted 32 days ago • 1738 comments

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

submitted 32 days ago • 203 comments

Gotta love the British press.

submitted 32 days ago • 1728 comments

This makes my blood boil in ways I cannot describe.

submitted 32 days ago • 851 comments

Omg Whomever this woman is, she deserves a Large Cappuccino 💙 You Rock!

submitted 32 days ago • 14 comments

Yes

submitted 32 days ago • 111 comments

I came home yesterday to Johnny like this. Sitting in a laundry basket, disassociating. Me too, John John. Me too.

submitted 33 days ago • 7 comments

MAGA: "Democrats control the weather, y'all!!!!" DEMOCRATS: "Oh, honey . . . if that were true, it would currently be pouring rain in LA and Mar-a-Lago would have been obliterated by 1,000 hurricanes in one week."

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