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Answering work emails from my bathtub cuz it's cold AF in my house.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

One pro of parenting is experiencing the joy of bouncy balls again. 0ne con of parenting is no longer liking Mac and cheese.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My 2 yr old woke up, saw the fresh snow, and immediately wanted to go outside. If you told me 5 years ago I'd be going on a snow hike at 8am on a Sunday I would have slapped you for saying something so stupid but here we are.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Got 2 new snails and 5 shrimp. My partner keeps calling the shrimp crabs and it is irrationally irritating me.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

People who don't have the willpower to boycott things they used to like are weak af to me; but then again, I've had years of practice as an ex-catholic.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Shout out to all my imposter syndrome peeps : Give yourself permission to be confident!

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Just used ChatGpt for the first time to develop a presentation and I am IN LOVE ❤️

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The Lindt Mini Pralines are easily my favorite box of chocolates but I hate that they leave out a solid piece of chocolate. A coin shape would fit perfectly right in the middle.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Hearing Sara Bareilles say she wants to see me be brave lights a fire in me that helps me get thru my peleton workouts.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

and for my final wish, Genie, i want to absolutely nail every karaoke attempt of "i believe in a thing called love" by the darkness

submitted 16 days ago • 59 comments

My kids systematically check me for weaknesses like the velociraptors in Jurassic Park testing the fence

submitted 16 days ago • 14 comments

Got my kid a fish tank for Xmas. I put a betta and a racer snail in there for him. He is far more interested in the snail and says he wants more. I guess we are getting more snails. 🤷🏻‍♀️

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

"You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

just checked the other timeline. tony hawk pro skater XIV is coming out on dreamcast 6

submitted 19 days ago • 203 comments

There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month

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The best gift I got my 2 year old for his birthday was a standard flashlight. For Xmas, he is getting a tape measure.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

There should be a "heavy trash day" except for recycled items. What are people doing with all of their boxes?!

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna get one of those click counters to see how many times my 2yr old says mama, mom, mommy, etc in a day. Pretty sure it's over 2k.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

This time he’s changed. He promised he won’t beat me.

submitted 105 days ago • 45 comments

A collage featuring 100 planetary nebulae captured by the Hubble Space Telescope.

submitted 106 days ago • 196 comments