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see it may be true that the US destroyed a stable economy and global hegemony but i think we can all agree it's much more important that like nine people in all of continental america cant play middle school field hockey because of their genitals

Finished a book before bed thinking it would help me sleep but instead it made me sob and now I’m thinking about life ama

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Cory Booker is planning to stay on the senate floor for as long as he can stand. He is planning a marathon speech including a multi part presentation on how President Trump is harming the country. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/inside-...

i farted out a fat bog bop for this one

I forgot what my face feels like when i’m warmed up on flute

Ever since watching Perfect Days the other day i’ve been itching to ride my little bike to the park and every second i spend at my job doing tedious admin work is sending me closer and closer over the edge

being an indie bookseller in the helltimes has felt both very stable and very stabilizing, and part of me wishes everyone could be on my side of the counter for a little while, because I think it would help some of you be a little less cynical and doomy right now. so here is my VERY anecdotal data:

I love horror

Future emily - do we regret going to see a very scary movie at 9:15pm on a Monday night?

This weekend was so good why is it already over 🥲

I can ride a bike

One day i’ll write an anonymous letter to my downstairs neighbor lovingly explaining that i walk toe-heel toe-heel 24/7 to mitigate sound, so when they bang on the ceiling because me, will, and the cats are just existing i do crash out a little bit

I finally achieved my goal of having both cats briefly sitting on the couch with me at once but i’m only wearing a bra and sweatpants so i cannot share the pictures You have no idea how devastating this is for me

I got a folding bike and i am left with the following observations 1. I missed having a vehicle to transport myself instead of the train 2. I sure hope i remember how to ride a bike 3. I’m going to get unbelievably ripped from lifting my 26 pound bike onto this bike stand

“The MTA as a whole is averaging 448K more public transit riders per day this year…The MTA ridership growth since congestion pricing went into effect is almost 50% larger than the total ridership of America’s next-largest subway system.” bettercities.substack.com/p/congestion...

beware, the crocheters are out tonight

I can’t believe caspar david friedrich invented male loneliness

Bought my folding bike today Ready to enter my bike era

Having 2 cats is all fun and games until you’re sitting on your floor at 11:40 pm with your baby boy cat until he gets tired so he stops romping around your room and pissing off your downstairs neighbor

Sza can do anything

The sun is still out after my commute home I am unstoppable

Here’s another one of seven bc his wide stance has been making me giggle

Best Boy

Don’t mind me it’s 2 am and i’m having fights (and winning them) with random made up people in my head

Bangers on bangers on bangers Stream No Other Land here releasing.dogwoof.com/no-other-land

Life is more fun when i feel good about myself Life is fun rn

I’ve lost ~30 lbs since the last time i saw my dad and his girlfriend I’m seeing them next friday and i fear they will be weird about it

I fear i’m going to have to 🤢 meal prep 🤢 this summer

nothing should be longer than 45 minutes

I’m scheduling a crash out for 5:30 pm today to friday at 6:30 pm

No Other Land Co-Director Yuval Abraham: "The foreign policy in this country is helping to block this path. Why? Can't you see that we are intertwined? There is another way. It's not too late for life, for the living. There is no other way."

No Other Land wins Best Documentary Feature Film at the #Oscars The film was the Highest Rated Documentary on Letterboxd in 2024.

sorry to the oscars but you can’t air the same night i invite my friends over to watch singles inferno every week, you should know better

It is insanely easy to not subscribe to NYT