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I am a dad and my son is named Thomas. Nothing to do. No mind at all. Nothing to preach. Living at ease.
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The answer is yes.

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Funniest basketball team of all time.

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

It’s not just a dick which closes doors to protect you; It’s a dick which opens doors that you couldn’t open. It’s a dick which surprises you with opportunity, promotion, influence that you didn’t see coming.

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Did this months ago and it's a gamechanger.

submitted 8 days ago • 28 comments

This is absolutely sending me.

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Meanwhile… as the country is being run by the dumbest, most corrupt motherfuckers imaginable…

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Once seen…

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

“The Post Office loses money” yeah so does the Fire Department, shut the fuck up

submitted 158 days ago • 69 comments

Solving problems that matter to every day Americans. Or something, I’m not sure about anything anymore.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done

submitted 30 days ago • 430 comments

Best strange advice I’ve ever gotten: If you catch yourself having negative thoughts about yourself, start hearing them in Trump’s voice. You’ll immediately begin defending yourself.

submitted 31 days ago • 112 comments

I was working at an ad firm on those anti-smoking 'truth' spots and I always suggested going funny instead of shocking and dark and my boss told me there's nothing funny about cancer and this spot is proof I was right and you can make anything funny

submitted 31 days ago • 11 comments

Nothing to see here. Just @emilyjaynef.bsky.social being forcibly removed from NY-17 Rep. Mike Lawler's town hall tonight for having the temerity to act like a citizen of the United States. Hero.

submitted 33 days ago • 663 comments

Well, I had an interesting Sunday night, how 'bout you?

submitted 33 days ago • 1733 comments

any excuse to repost the greatest Tetris story ever, when a reporter went to cover early e-gaming championships and discovered that his wife was unknowingly *the world's greatest Tetris player* by a huge margin archive.boston.com/news/globe/m...

submitted 34 days ago • 121 comments

Was waiting for Rich today to see if he would sober up on the Shadeur thing and uh… nope. Still doesn’t get it. Bottom line: his talent does not justify the headache. If you’re confused, consult the chauvinistic “Crazy/Hot” index. Same concept. #NFLDraft

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Turns out Shedeur is radioactive due to multiple factors. Let’s start with the most innocent reason and move to… the most nuclear. 1. In a sea of “good-not-great” QBs. After Cam, it was clear the rest of the field kinda gets monolithic. In which case, it’s a matter of scheme fit.

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CEO: I think I did a harassment GC: You what CEO: Like one of those harassment sex things you do the really long power points about GC: Okay. Okay. Let’s talk about it CEO: But I think it’s okay GC: I have to ask you why you think that CEO: I did it against an AI GC: you the what CEO: the hot AI

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Tips For Packing A ‘Go Bag’ theonion.com/tips-fo...

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If Hegseth resigns and we get an Acting Secretary of Defense, it'll be the eighth time we've had one. One came under Nixon, a second under GHW Bush. And then we had *five* under Trump.

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