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again: "ICE operates by Vampire Rules" is an objectively true and also funny statement

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

elon musk at cpac was so fucking weird you guys I know this reads like a parody but I literally just wrote down what happened www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...

If anyone wonders what the little anxious voice sounds like in my head, its like Marc Maron here. www.instagram.com/reel/DGTjtdD...

This Postal thing is the most illegal thing he’s done yet. Wow, the founders really swung and missed on this impeachment thing, eh?

if you're a GOP rep/sen who's sweating this ive got something called Article I that you're gonna just LOVE!

Make sure these people are never able to eat in public again

To be honest, there is more gold, but it's not all ours (also not 10x, but I think Simon was exaggerating): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal... vs. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...

Also, Fort Knox doesn't have the most gold anyway. Have none of these people seen Die Hard: With a Vengeance?

Just got out of jail. Only forty four left to go to catch John Lewis’s record. Remember - peaceful civil disobedience. Don’t comply in advance.