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emersonfridge.bsky.social
They called me the Shit King in high school
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Tonight is daylight savings where I lose an hour of sleep and then I work early morning tomorrow. I'm already cooked. Good night!

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I let the autism out a little bit and I start talking too much and I realize nobody give a fuck so I shut up until another few weeks down the road when the fence deteriorates

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Probably gonna kill myself on free cone day this year

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

I haven't lived a particularly long life but I've certainly learned a few things and one of those things is that life is a lot easier if you don't think at all

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I know that most people have much worse problems than me. All things considered, I live pretty good. Just an unfulfilling job and a fucked up head but beyond that I'd say it's not too far from idyllic. Just the fucked up head part ruins the rest of it

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The thing they don't tell you about faking it to make it is how wildly incompetent you feel knowing that you're a fraud

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I have no real skills to talents but it's undeniable that I'm pretty good at giving presentations and lectures with little preparation. With prep I'd say that I'm one of the best speakers I've ever met, but I don't use that for anything.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Literally begging my coworker with a broken arm to take it easy at work because it's much less miserable to feel a little useless now for a month than have worsening chronic pain for the rest of your life

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Alright chat my weekend is over it's back to suicide posting

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I should go to the offspring tour

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I'm gonna start day drinking

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I try to have conversations with people and the moment I start talking everybody else just stops entirely. Like damn sorry I ruined the mood by being here I'll just go fuck myself

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The guy who fucked McChicken was he realest to ever do it

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Going through my day it haunts me that I'm obviously not meant to be here. I'm foreign object in every environment I've ever seen, including my own home. I lay down at the end of the day and just have to accept that I'm a complete failure of a living being. I don't like living like this.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I'm just always upset at this point. Nothing calms me down. Even the little things I enjoy are grinding me down because I'm an unstable dumbass with no ability to manage basic aspects of myself and my life. It's over

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"what if I accepted that invite and played games" as if I've suddenly become stable what the fuck is my mind on

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The amount of times I've had someone make a really simple mistake at work or someone make a tiny joking jab at me and my blood pressure skyrockets enough that I hear ringing in my ears recently is immense. If I had no experience in shutting the fuck up I'd have been fired and have no friends rn

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment