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maryland’s okayest. 25. (he/they)
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im goin to bed man, im not feelin it dude.

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prepped towel, fluid, position, looking for the vid/audio and then i got the text so we are off i think i may just got cancel

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

THEY GOT THE PLATFORM PF FLYERS FOR THIRTY DOLLARS

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

wake up motherfuckers its commies victory sunday

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COMMIES UP WE UPPPPPP WE GOIN TO THE NFC CONFEENCE TITLE GAMEEEE

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REAL FOOTBALL

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AYE REAL WARS MAN

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Dan Campbell vs Dan Quinn, the two NFL head coaches who look the most like pro wrestlers *and* the most aggressive on 4th down. What a time to be alive!

submitted 40 days ago • 82 comments

Final: Texans 14 Chiefs 23

submitted 40 days ago • 11 comments

i'm not being gay enough i need to lock in

submitted 41 days ago • 7 comments

no one misses 2018/2019 twitter like me. i nearly broke 1000 followers off being a bisexual man with long hair and a very basic understanding of tropical astrology

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

is there an orc fucker sky??? big green honkers skeets??

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

unfortunately one of my sexual desires is rubbing peen against another person’s peen while we whisper sweet nothings to one another as ravyn lenae plays softly in the background

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

i learned yesterday that black and latino males are the target demographic for mickey’s malt liqour…..pls be kind to me in this time

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

unfortunately i do love the way this VA has a odd lisp and a british accebt

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too much stuff, not enough space? too mych stuff not enough space!

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Been. Still. Will forever be. #Her

submitted 42 days ago • 11 comments

harder to be unhinged when ur fully employeed and in a healthy relationship

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

White people snapped with "Holy cannoli"

submitted 42 days ago • 8 comments

goth girls are hot but hello kitty/mymelody pink girls are really my type….crazy how that works

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i really want a pair of pf flyers and also some new boots but also some chunky loafers but literally i do not need anyyyyy more shoes

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

was joking with my friends abt the alterbate timeline where i go to Howard instead of community college and they were like “you probably would be the same”

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

"Help! Autocomplete keeps stepping in when I type the letter F, filling in the rest as "Fat goblin asses". I was told this was a predictive guess, but it's getting ridiculous. I don't search for fat goblin asses that often! How do I fix this?"

submitted 43 days ago • 4 comments

also top 5 fav presidents 2-LBJ 3-Nixon 4-W. Bush 5-Clinton

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

Or a lizard, or a goat, a horse, pigs, rabbits, cats, dogs, list goes on…

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

finally listening to Un Verano Sin Ti, i see why y’all loved this album

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father forgive me i have sinned…..i been listening to a lot of bad bunny lately

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

my favourite president is teddy roosevelt bc he’s everything that a modern dudebro chad mf would love. racist? check. policeman seeking “justice”? check. sportsman and hunter? check. i just love to hate him

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Hearing everyone is moving to a new social media site

submitted 45 days ago • 3 comments

im bout to go down to north carolina myself and cut these goddamn lens im TIRED of this fucking bullshit dawg

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

greensboro optical, when i fucking catch you….essilor labs when i fucking catch you…..

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theyre not going to stop until they destroy women’s sports because they hate women’s sports. it has nothing to do with protecting women and girls

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dont give a shit abt the inauguration tho, its just a ceremony telling me something i already knew

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the fact i dont get january 20th off is criminal. i need to see the natty game!!!!

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seeing zero cis people care or even really talk about this has been eye-opening!

submitted 45 days ago • 7 comments