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Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙 Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop. ⚽️🔴⚪️🏳️‍🌈ENM
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Friends don’t let friends use Chat GPT

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Now I know the founder of FedEx was called Fred the company name is suddenly extremely disappointing.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Never feel more accomplished than when I hard boil some eggs for my office lunch.

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Oxpecker birds when they see a herd of rhinos covered in ticks:

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

weird horny freaks to the front

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

by = ✍️ buy = 💵 bye = 👋 Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️💁🏼‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️

submitted 4 hours ago • 24 comments

Do Qatar have any military? What are they gonna do, fire David Beckham at Iran.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

I didn’t have posters on my wall growing up, I had postcards from art galleries 🤓

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Feel certain all you lovely people can fund the remaining £80 needed here. Assuming the minimum donation is £5 only 16 of you need to chip in!

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

I see you have become addicted to arguing with people online. that's cool. personally I'm here to joke around and have a good time

submitted 8 hours ago • 33 comments

Not trans so I hope Arthur doesn’t mind me hopping on here but I feel the same about Gl*nner. While JKR is much more insidiously dangerous, he’s often saying something far more disgustingly and personally insulting about someone trans or an ally which is vile to see.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

"words of affirmation" "physical touch" NO the only way I wish to show or receive affection is by sending someone a little picture of something insulting and writing "this is you"

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

Tongue, Pant, Bumrah, Carse. You don’t get this filth in football.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Karun Nair. Out. Because of Woakes.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Partridge, David Brent

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

i’ve watched this 71 times so far,, she’s READY

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

This can be easily solved with a hand-drawn sign saying 'Top Pets' by the front door.

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

He's so close isn't he. Bemoans the cost of things, the truth that London nightlife isn't what it was, that trains are woefully managed and there's been an increase in homelessness and yet his implied conclusion is that it's the foreigns wot did it.

submitted 9 hours ago • 7 comments

Keep getting an error when trying to buy Arsenal membership for the year and you know what, I'm actually gonna wait until I know whether TP is being renewed.

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

yes i am sure

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

My mood is in the toilet today, just want to be well and not tired.

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

submitted 51 days ago • 9 comments

Broadcast Kneecap from Glastonbury, but voiced by an actor

submitted 14 hours ago • 35 comments

And now to drink a gallon of coffee, spiral into anxiety and get palpitations

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

Nine days till the Women's Euros starts if you're in need of a big old wallchart to keep track of the ins and outs and what have you x 🛒 noscoredraws.com/collections/...

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Managed to get some sleep and ended up having the most intense dreams that kept coming right back after every snoozed alarm. I’d describe them but they involve hate crimes and were pretty grim, though also weirdly uplifting in places.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

Crappy night’s sleep, still ill, then I got mad at something and couldn’t settle so have come out to the sofa to listen to music and try and nap and of course noticed something that solved my reason for being mad on my way out, but here we are so happy Monday early risers.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Yes to the OP’s point but also look at that maths. He’s got 100+ children and his fortune means EACH ONE will get over ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS. If that doesn’t make you sick to death I don’t know what to say to you. No-one needs that much money! No-one!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Well this is a treat

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

THIS is what we've been saying!!

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

you have to do the small things that bring you joy because this is an act of rebellion against men in power that want to fill up every corner of your thoughts and we cannot let the parasites win i refuse

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Once again, I must post this photo of Darwin, aka Science Officer Meow. He is here to make it better.

submitted 1 day ago • 86 comments

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" I asked your parents and they swear they raised you better, what a disappointment you are

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment