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Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙 Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop. ⚽️🔴⚪️🏳️‍🌈ENM
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It seems that Dying for Sex is causing quite a stir, it’s on the list when I’ve finished The White Lotus, and my fave tattooist, a trans, disabled, queer person, has written this incredible love letter to it. open.substack.com/pub/yazmetca...

Looking at a recipe on a site that it appears is geared to The Wealthy as it says “if you have two ovens”

Look at this outrageous goal scored by Grimsby yesterday

Right. Finally starting White Lotus S3.

I love Kate’s newsletter. I was going to post my favourite bit, but it’s three paragraphs long and actually, if you want to read it, which you should, then I encourage you to subscribe! Now more than ever we should support small creators, especially queer, sex positive ones.

The amount of seemingly sensible accounts and individuals I see on insta using generative AI is truly insane. Yeah we all like to jump on a bandwagon and join in but get a fucking grip.

Again: Britain (not just this government but all of the recent ones) has a problem with knowledge work. Fishing, steel are manly proper jobs with a Victorian sense of place and history. Creative industries & HE are treated as secondary; derided or ignored.

Did you want to see the all Pikachu Pokémon Halftime show of the Indian Super League Final?

We genuinely lost something when Easter eggs stopped being offered with ceramic items.

Fight in the tunnel at Plymouth. Lovely stuff. Expect someone had the nerve to eat a sandwich in front of Chris Wilder or something.

Mahmoud Khalil addressing the judge today: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Nothing like 12 hours of sleep to make you feel like you need 12 more

Just saw an insta story of someone shucking oysters and my brain went “oooo olives!” 🥴

“Fletch” and “Ally” so far up De Bruyne’s arse you can barely see their feet.

City doing well depresses me. Ugh

That end of half commentary made me feel SICK.

On this day in 1999, the town of Springfield was flooded but everything was coming up Milhouse.

Kevin De Bruyne? Kevin De Shit more like.

Repulsive

My eyes! The antihistamines do nothing!

MCI CRY becoming more of a description than a list of teams

Love a united timeline

Teehee

Can’t believe Darren Cann, the “Pointless Lino” is retiring 😭

If I was Wes Streeting I wouldn’t be able to live with myself but luckily for him he doesn’t possess one single shred of empathy or, in fact, a soul, so he can continue his evil work without worrying!

Hell yeah. Nearly back to my Twitter numbers. ~Should I care? No. But I do, so deal with it.

Jesus Christ we really were in the dregs of Britpop in 1997, the fuck is this #totp

We’re watching “steamed hams”

We don't have to take our clothes off To have a good time, oh no And we could dance and party all night And drink some cherry [beer], oh-oh