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Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙 Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop. ⚽️🔴⚪️🏳️‍🌈ENM

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For all his alleged piousness, the real gift Pope Francis has bestowed upon the world is the memes. Even before this will he/wont he death situation he bossed the four pics meme, and the one where he looks like a frilly lizard, it was fake but there was his big coat. He’s worked hard god bless

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

My new pen arrived today so I thought I best actually start writing in my new notebook, but first I had to make a fancy title page (unfinished) and it got me thinking, do kids today even know how to do bubble lettering??

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

What do you think he’d choose as his pope name? I hope it’s John. (Papa John)

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

As I don’t do TWUTAB anymore there’s no weekly thirst trap, so if anyone still cares I’m undecided on Asensio.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Remember the last time the Pope died and David Lammy lost his shit about the black smoke.

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

If the Pope dies and the white smoke puffs out of the Vatican on the same days as the Oscars I think we can be absolutely certain we’re living in a simulation.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Bayern Munich ultra group Colegio voiced their views re the upcoming general election in Germany and the effects the rise of the far-right AfD party could have on football fans: “No fan culture without freedom! Against fascists - also at the ballot box!” #BTW2025

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Anyway, Harriet Prior’s jumper is a lovely colour.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Can someone please tell Merse it’s Merino not Mourinho who’s playing for us today

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

What a coward

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

The last two games Adam Summerton has commentated on have been mad and he’s doing our game on Wednesday 🫠

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Alright fair play Bruno, that was an extremely satisfying goal to watch, the way it just went whoomph into the back of the net like that.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

I wish I could mute every boxing promo that ever exists. I know, I could mute the TV myself, but it would be nice if it just cut to crowd noise for me whenever they started blathering about it.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Ally McCoist has said “offside” so many times now it’s lost all meaning.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

You Beto, you bet

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I see people on here making consistently good points that I agree with and I’m like… but I’m sure you were hated on Twitter for being a centrist wet wipe, what’s happened? (I’ll name names in DM if anyone asks but I’m leaving it vague for now)

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

When the hooded pic of Luigi first got published I was like fuck, he is hot, then they arrested him and I was like eh, I guess he’s OK but slowly came around. And now? Fuck me, this kid is being looked after like a prince in prison, no-one incarcerated should look this good.

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Always feel like a bad fan saying this but right now it’s a glorious weekend when Arsenal Football Club aren’t on the TV.

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

sending this every time I don’t get a reaction in the groupchat

submitted 22 hours ago • 25 comments

#FrogFriday 🐸: Ohara Koson (aka Ohara Hōson, Ohara Shōson; Japan, 1877-1945) #Frog Sumo, c.1930s Color woodblock print, Oban tate-e, W 14.2 In = 36.0 cm x H 10.6 in = 27.0 cm #JapaneseArt ukiyo-e.org/image/jaodb/...

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

submitted 1 day ago • 570 comments

God’s sake this has made me cry

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

another great example along with Wired and Teen Vogue of how real journalism these days can be a lot braver at outlets where no one is trying to get in good with the White House press secretary they’re out here with us, reporting on what’s happening to us all, instead of trying to get inside access

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments