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Almost always impressed with the recipes on Ocado. This is Coconut, Lime and Chilli Spatchcock Chicken and yes, peeling the shallots was a chore but it was worth it. Check out this Ocado recipe: Coconut, Lime and Chilli Spatchcock Chicken www.ocado.com/recipe?recip...

We may have lost the league, but I think we can all agree

“You may not have seen it on camera but there was a long clinch between Alisson and Van Dijk” GNev outing himself as an AO3 user.

Jesus *Christ* I need this in my face immediately.

It’s an evergreen statement that I’ve said before, but it is so baffling to me (not culturally, I get how it happens, more morally) that people, when times are hard, look to blame instead of to care for, nurture and uplift each other and try and find collaborative ways of improving the world.

Interesting. Maybe I’ll move to a Kobo after all (won’t be able to do it in time for the 26th I doubt but food for thought).

If anyone knows an easy way to peel 400g of shallots I’m all ears 🫠

The Football Gods hate me this weekend (bar the Villa result)

If you disable QTs I’m probably just gonna steal your content

Is it possible for all four Premier League teams playing today to lose?

Since I bought the Lourdes mints at Christmas I’ve not been able to bring myself to unsubscribe from their emails and sometimes you get a real treat.

Neil Warnock interviewing Pep. Sure.

Put on more eye make up than a woman has ever worn before, forgetting that the reason I was leaving the house was for an eye test

Situation: bad Colour: very pretty

Between this and the papal nonsense maybe we can rescue 2025 😭

My new pen arrived today so I thought I best actually start writing in my new notebook, but first I had to make a fancy title page (unfinished) and it got me thinking, do kids today even know how to do bubble lettering??

What do you think he’d choose as his pope name? I hope it’s John. (Papa John)

For all his alleged piousness, the real gift Pope Francis has bestowed upon the world is the memes. Even before this will he/wont he death situation he bossed the four pics meme, and the one where he looks like a frilly lizard, it was fake but there was his big coat. He’s worked hard god bless

My new pen arrived today so I thought I best actually start writing in my new notebook, but first I had to make a fancy title page (unfinished) and it got me thinking, do kids today even know how to do bubble lettering??

What do you think he’d choose as his pope name? I hope it’s John. (Papa John)

As I don’t do TWUTAB anymore there’s no weekly thirst trap, so if anyone still cares I’m undecided on Asensio.

Remember the last time the Pope died and David Lammy lost his shit about the black smoke.

If the Pope dies and the white smoke puffs out of the Vatican on the same days as the Oscars I think we can be absolutely certain we’re living in a simulation.

Bayern Munich ultra group Colegio voiced their views re the upcoming general election in Germany and the effects the rise of the far-right AfD party could have on football fans: “No fan culture without freedom! Against fascists - also at the ballot box!” #BTW2025

Anyway, Harriet Prior’s jumper is a lovely colour.