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emilyyysays.bsky.social
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to talk a lot all the time. minneapolis, lawyer, she/her/y’all.
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IDITAROD DAY!!!

You don't oppose those credibly accused of sexual violence because of "purity." It is an indicator about how a person wields power.

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

In a huge turn of community safety and good fortune, I just recovered my bike that was stolen 2 months ago with literally so little drama within 18 hours of it being posted on OfferUp and costing me $0. I am shocked, I am overjoyed, I love @bikeindex.bsky.social.

just took over my husband's chill playlist to blast club classics in crunchtime of our scrabble game #thirties

well there's that we can officially cancel america, nothing to be proud of not even hockey.

MSP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every other airport in the world

BEYONCE TICKETS SECURED HELL YEAH VERIZON PRESALE

Hello darkness my old friend.

What a funny day

“Per my last email.”

Does someone have an eye on Taylor? Has she left the building?

Hahahahahahahaha

This Super Bowl is the only good thing to happen in 2025. Like the best thing by a country mile. holy shit.

Congratulations to Super Bowl LIX champion Kendrick Lamar

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HE DIDNT SAY PEDOPHILE HAHAHAHAHA

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

See, eg,

HOOOO buddy The roost is calling for some chickens to come home!!!

Maybe Travis & Patrick shouldn’t have gone out to the sexy restaurant 2 nights before the biggest game of their lives idk

Go Saquon

New Orleans is sick as hell at putting on an event

*slaps roof of Minnesota* We can fit so many trans kids in this bad boy.

The CEO of the Lesser Evil popcorn brand is the father of one of Elon’s little rats. Demand your grocery store stop carrying rat popcorn. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LesserE...

Throwback Thursday, let’s see you as a kid

Upside, my lifestyle is such that my husband delivered me sour gummy worms to the bathtub at 5:30.

I’m so impossibly happy for Saquon

I want the temperature outside to stop starting with a -.

Everything that's undone can be built up but much more radically and expansively.

Actually listen to this whole 15 minute homily, which is even better than the 2 minute clip that's floating around. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNGV...

Lol @ me