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emilyyysays.bsky.social
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to talk a lot all the time. minneapolis, lawyer, she/her/y’all.
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guys i didn't realize pepe, nearly 12 years old, was racing with quince and so then i cried about it this morning i love iditarod so much

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IDITAROD DAY!!!

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You don't oppose those credibly accused of sexual violence because of "purity." It is an indicator about how a person wields power.

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

submitted 4 days ago • 1602 comments

In a huge turn of community safety and good fortune, I just recovered my bike that was stolen 2 months ago with literally so little drama within 18 hours of it being posted on OfferUp and costing me $0. I am shocked, I am overjoyed, I love @bikeindex.bsky.social.

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just took over my husband's chill playlist to blast club classics in crunchtime of our scrabble game #thirties

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

well there's that we can officially cancel america, nothing to be proud of not even hockey.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

MSP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every other airport in the world

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

BEYONCE TICKETS SECURED HELL YEAH VERIZON PRESALE

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Hello darkness my old friend.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

What a funny day

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

“Per my last email.”

submitted 22 days ago • 31 comments

Does someone have an eye on Taylor? Has she left the building?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Hahahahahahahaha

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

This Super Bowl is the only good thing to happen in 2025. Like the best thing by a country mile. holy shit.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Congratulations to Super Bowl LIX champion Kendrick Lamar

submitted 22 days ago • 39 comments

!!!!!!!!!!!

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HE DIDNT SAY PEDOPHILE HAHAHAHAHA

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

submitted 22 days ago • 143 comments

See, eg,

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

HOOOO buddy The roost is calling for some chickens to come home!!!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe Travis & Patrick shouldn’t have gone out to the sexy restaurant 2 nights before the biggest game of their lives idk

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Go Saquon

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

New Orleans is sick as hell at putting on an event

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

*slaps roof of Minnesota* We can fit so many trans kids in this bad boy.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The CEO of the Lesser Evil popcorn brand is the father of one of Elon’s little rats. Demand your grocery store stop carrying rat popcorn. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LesserE...

submitted 28 days ago • 74 comments

Throwback Thursday, let’s see you as a kid

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Upside, my lifestyle is such that my husband delivered me sour gummy worms to the bathtub at 5:30.

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submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

I’m so impossibly happy for Saquon

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I want the temperature outside to stop starting with a -.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Everything that's undone can be built up but much more radically and expansively.

submitted 40 days ago • 47 comments

Actually listen to this whole 15 minute homily, which is even better than the 2 minute clip that's floating around. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNGV...

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments