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emma-addams.bsky.social
She/her. Interested in making friends and enjoying myself online. The terrors will still be there when we log off.
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are there any books about picking up clifford the big red dogs no doubt giant shits or do we all just decide to ignore that plot hole

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

As a woman who’s dated 26-year-old men, I cannot support Luigi Mangione getting tried as an adult

submitted 1 day ago • 72 comments

GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold! DELI GUY: #3 on wheat. G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely. DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this

submitted 498 days ago • 24 comments

Didn’t get the initial prog boofed deep enough, so in the spirit of you gotta dig up, I just pushed another pill in

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Basketdolls was a lot of fun and I blocked the shit out of someone so the day was a success

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This Donovan Mitchell missed layup from a couple days ago is one of my favorite highlights of the year because it's kind of mesmerizing.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Had a date last night and neither one of us could take the other home because our respective girlfriends were staying in.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Sorry not to offend anyone but cowboy is a gender neutral term because cowgirl is a porn category learn your theory

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Boofed prog last night for the first time in a while. Forgot that it makes me feral. Anyway, I’m in bed and horny next to a girl who is surgically off limits right now.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Reading Edith Wharton. Man, you know she hated to see someone who typified the mediocre and ineffectual, whose eyes were of a workaday grey and lips without haunting curves, coming

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I approve cost cutting in the production of new Air Force One planes. imo they shouldn't waste money on inspections at all.

submitted 5 days ago • 23 comments

when a migraine’s aura hits & i know i have like 5 minutes to get somewhere dark and cold before my skull shatters like a broken lightbulb

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

hey bros did you know that if you just take estrogen for a few years you can be desired by beautiful women? i know it sounds crazy, but it's true! and the catch? that's right, there is none. they'll even let you stay a gamer

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

Robbing a bank but misgendering somebody on my way out so the entire British political establishment has my back.

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

Same French race car driver, same

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Good news, we are going to hit Paris targets for air travel emissions reductions via the back door

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments