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emma-addams.bsky.social
She/her. Too pretty to be this online.
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i’m so mad one month ago emma for booking an early flight. frankly, it’s pretty transphobia of me to even be awake right now

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge

submitted 121 days ago • 59 comments

“Haha I’m still young” I say as I increase the font size on the ps5

submitted 14 hours ago • 7 comments

You know what’s even dykier than putting together Ikea furniture? Having other dykes do it for you

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

those guys are now wearing maid outfits and cat ears to the arcade and its better than it used to be

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

submitted 3 days ago • 93 comments

Guy who thinks "PEMDAS" is a mnemonic for remembering the Planets: "Oh yeah, sure, the planets — Perth, Earth, Mork, Deftone, Asshole, and Slutto"

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

went to the beach yesterday

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

we can solve every online problem by establishing a system of digital weregild. if a stranger acts like a weird dick to you in your replies he owes you a dollar. if an algorithm turns your dad into an insane conspiracy theorist, mark zuckerberg owes you $500,000

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

Congratulations to the SuperSonics on their first championship since 1979.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has attempted a postseason career high 11 3s tonight. And he has been absolutely terrible shooting them, missing a postseason career high 9 of them.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

boofing my prog and licking my fingers clean after

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

he was on the bench as the OKC lead really opened up. made no sense

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

when you become important at work

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

it's one of the best defenses ever + one of the great individual seasons ever + tj mcconnell finally running out of gas. a perfect recipe for victory.

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everybody good news! i fixed it! the album cover is okay now! we can all like it, it's something everyone can agree on now

submitted 1 day ago • 51 comments

Stephen A Smith is gonna be devastated when he finds out about the Haliburton injury.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

What they're not telling you is that if they replay footage of the injury enough, Halliburton's leg will magically heal. So give them a break

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I am really over the 'have Stephen A. Smith yell at us during halftime of Game 7 of the NBA Finals' experience.

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

9:11, make a wish

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Apparently it's supposed to be pronounced "cookies"

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Wikibreedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can fuck

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Turning Mikal Bridges, Cam Johnson, 4 first-round picks and a swap into Jalen Green, Dillon Brooks and a late lotto pick in a middling draft in the span of just 28 months is franchise detonation levels of asset mismanagement.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Such a drunk NBA thing to have have KD trade morning of G7. The dumbest and best league

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

fucking incel ass auto moderator. this is such a chaste photo of me at a topless beach. there were literally children and families there. an 8 year old built a sand castle like ten feet from me. i think bluesky can handle seeing my chest in a faded polaroid

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went to the beach yesterday

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spaceships full of frozen dolls feels like exactly what some of you pervs want

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I don't understand why cat milk is so expensive. They require much less upkeep than cows, can be kept indoors and need much less space. Is it simply that much harder to milk them?

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

once again mad at lisa simpson bc there *IS* a cane in CITIZEN KANE and it is very prominent and it would be cool to own it and furthermore the SIMPSONS knows this

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

i tried to write something very ambivalent. please read it and tell me how i should feel about it

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

i would like to apologize to the horse that had to go into surgery awake due to my behavior last weekend

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they should use the defiler in the next avengers movie instead of doom

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

what the fuck is the show they put on in summer stock? absolutely no way this show would be a broadway hit. remembers Cats exists okay maybe it might be successful but it’s still a dumb show with no plot and no connection between the random songs.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

i am doomscrolling and i should stop that. i’m going to read a book instead. (also if you haven’t picked up A/S/L by @jeannethornton.bsky.social you should fix that. ~150 pages in and loving it)

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

i was not alive until i obtained HRT

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

It's important right now that you: -Make your local trans community groups accommodating to helping at risk trans youth in a variety of ways -Communicate with aforementioned parties exclusively in-person or signal -Destroy the cop in your brain that says HRT should only be accessible from doctors

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

i was a trans kid, at a time when there was no internet, and in a place with no trans community or access to care. i don’t know exactly how i made it to adulthood but i’m so glad that i did. things will change, many of us are fighting to make the world a better place

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

If Stan Lee turns out to be an even bigger fraud than anyone realised, it would be shocking but not surprising

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

dolls to watch out for

submitted 6 days ago • 40 comments