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emma-addams.bsky.social
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bring back old robin

There's a 6'4" goth Australian professional women's basketball player if you were looking for good things going on in the world

waiting on the (junk removal) man

(Getting gored by a bull while wearing clown attire) it’s my first rodeo

Very excited to announce that WORTHY OF THE EVENT by @vivianblaxell.bsky.social will be coming to your 👂ears👂 soon via 🎧 AUDIOBOOK 🎧 Thanks Audrey Beatty and @tantoraudio.bsky.social for making this happen.

You should always be reading trans fiction, but now feels like an even more important time to be reading our stories and supporting our art. Good thing 2025 has already served up some absolutely incredible novels by trans authors!

That this feels like a compliment to the Pelicans says it all.

Beating the marshmalllw test by smuggling a microwave and knife into the exam room. By microwaving the marshmallows, causing them to expand, and then cutting them up, I have created the conditions to eat the marshmallows, while leaving the same number in the bowl. The scientists are duped. The fools

Trades a top-4 protected Pacers pick back to the Pacers who do not have Hali next year for No. 23 And trades No. 23 and next year’s unprotected first (better of Pels or Bucks) for a center who does not shoot EITHER of those should trigger the league to saddle you with multiple Colangelos

was worried that nba gms were getting too smart for a second. league was getting stale. happy to have dumars back in the game

he's back

People talk about fumbling the bag" but the ultimate bag-fumble would be if Derik Queen never gets a Dairy Queen sponsorship. All he has to do is be slightly good and a nice guy and he's got it.

The Suns have a chance to do the funniest thing ever and also rescind their Mark Williams trade after his physical

honestly this is how you know Zohran is a real New Yorker, he’s not even Jewish and the American right is still somehow antisemitic towards him

Wait, there's a Fears AND a Coward in this draft???

really hope the obsession with the letter k doesn’t extend to kon knueppel’s middle name

Someone should make a hit song that features a bunch of well-known ringtones as samples, so people go crazy thinking their phones are ringing

No basketball player has ever sounded more like the name of a 90's MTV host than "VJ Edgecombe"

the kool-aid man reproduces by pouring up to 50% of his juice into a series of smaller containers which become animate and scurry off to whatever opportunities nature offers them. he's indifferent as to their individual survival like a leatherback tortoise

canonically named Dick Rider

no chart can talk me out of believing in a 22nd pick described as “a bit of a project”

oh yeah. today is 11 years of exogenous hormones. take an extra shot in my honor

regret voting for zohran. didn’t realize those ads were lying about how he’d do 9/11 2

i'm libbing out so hard rn i don't give a fuck i'm gonna live forever and New York City will outlast the american empire

come midnight tonight every cybertruck in new york will spontaneously combust and the beloved Mr. Met mascot will be updated to have top surgery scars

trans rights are a winning issue. ending the genocide in palestine is a winning issue. rent reduction, free transit, lower cost of groceries. these are the things the average person can get behind, yet the democrats refuse to acknowledge it

This could really put New York on the map

andrew cuomo won't see your insults but corrupt, serial sexual harassers who are trying to run cities they don't actually live in will

this fucking rocks

It’s almost like you don’t want a sexual harassing elderly uncharismatic man who was already told to step down in disgrace and who is endorsed by Laura Loomer and funded by the same billionaires funding Trump to be your mayor and to that I say PURITY POLITICS

i’m so mad one month ago emma for booking an early flight. frankly, it’s pretty transphobia of me to even be awake right now

the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge

“Haha I’m still young” I say as I increase the font size on the ps5

You know what’s even dykier than putting together Ikea furniture? Having other dykes do it for you