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no, I’m from New Jersey- I only work in outer space. (she/they) (scrappy comic relief on Jeopardy season 39)
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I have now voted. Where's my sticker? If you're in New Jersey, don't forget to vote. Primary Day is June 10. If you are voting by mail, like me, you need to find that envelope buried on your desk and open it up and fill it out and get it back to Mr. Postman!!

excellent thread

Something fishy about this sob story (1) The photos are stock shots taken in 2012 and 2014, available from Shutterstock and Alamy—links below. (2) There’s no trace of bankers Al and Alexandra Moy anywhere other than the Telegraph 🤔 www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/... www.alamy.com/stock-photo-...

#GNUTerryPratchett #Glorious25thOfMay

you can have it all my empire of yurt

Truly what else doe one need in life

It’s not “escalator out of order,” it’s “escalator temporarily stairs”

“Escalators can never really break, they only are ‘temporarily stairs’”

this timeline is fucking wild

As someone who has been reporting on the Claremont Institute (which is training law enforcement and has high-ranking positions in government), people are not understanding the goal is ZERO immigrants, nip, nil, none, no matter what race or ethnicity.

*gets to Boston for minibreak* *is promptly greeted by Nor Easter* well I love you too, town of my birth

Bringing this to Bsky bc @steverattner.bsky.social hasn't posted it yet and it's so critical. The entirety of the cuts to Medicaid and food benefits are to pay for tax cuts for people earning more than half a million a year. Call Congress: 202-224-3121

This is a definitive refutation of any idea of a deliberate coverup of Biden cognitive decline.

George Wendt, who played the affable Norm on the hit 1980s TV comedy “Cheers” and later crafted a stage career that took him to Broadway in “Art,” “Hairspray,” and “Elf,” has died.

I am channeling my RAGE at this into asking you all for your local library’s handmade Summer Reading recommendations, so I can boost them.

Was just Googling the David Geffen news and here is today’s made up AI bullshit:

I have said it before, and I'll say it again: Jeffrey Epstein being ignored in the MCC and dying by suicide is not just probable, it's ... likely. And moreover, the idea of asking this question was to question the "dark forces secretly in charge," which is harder to do when you're in charge.

Traditional Millennial folk standards (incomplete list): -"All-Star" -"Mr. Brightside" -"Creep" (Radiohead) -"Get Ur Freak On" -"Toxic" (Britney Spears) -"Wagon Wheel" -"I'll Be There For You" (The Rembrandts) -"Maps" -hampsterdance.wav -"Da Dip" (Freak Nasty) -"Kiss from a Rose"

I understand why it's like this, but I will never forgive the web for shifting to a form where the two paragraphs of information I need only exist as a ten-minute video.

has anyone ever done the thread for people “saving” books to just give them a sense of how many new books there are every year, and how long this has been happening, and what space would be required to keep 6 copies of the 1999 edition of X that has been superseded by the 2003 edition and the new re

Taping up a picture of David Zaslav on the wall over my computer monitor to permanently cure me of imposter syndrome

this is incredibly embarrassing

Picture: the adults are enjoying fine dining with all the trimmings, and someone plops a Happy Meal in front of the giant toddler.

The kind of movie where word of mouth turns it into the Energizer Bunny (keeps going and going weekend in and out )

All-timer

It’s very strange that this article on the staffing issues at Newark Airport doesn’t mention the fact that DOGE fired 400 FAA employees a few months ago, and union officials warned about exactly these kinds of shortages.

This is the functional equivalent of saying it’s not a bribe unless it’s from the Bribery region of France; otherwise it’s just sparkling pay-to-play it's a nonsense argument that has been embraced by the Supreme Court and undermines the public good ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/snyde...

VORP: Value Over Replacement Pope?

I like this old CIA cover sheet that looks like it was made by a girl in the fourth grade during that time when the whole class is running on an economy based on stickers.

Sending this out to Academic Bluesky: Does anyone know where I might find an English translation of #Mayan historical narratives? I'm especially interested in the Stairway Hieroglyphs at #Copan. I'm usually good at tracking these down but I'm stumped. Thank you!