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no, I’m from New Jersey- I only work in outer space. (she/they) (scrappy comic relief on Jeopardy season 39)
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New: A DOGE staffer developed an AI tool to review Veterans Affairs contracts. But there was a slight hitch. It hallucinated the size of those deals. For example, it concluded that more than a thousand contracts were each worth $34M, when in fact some were for as little as $35,000.

Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

forcing JD Vance into the middle of this against his will is such an incredible bonus

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Ear tube surgery drastically improved my quality of life between age 4 and age 5

When people say that LLMs are not actually capable of doing the work that they’re advertised to do, this is a good demonstration of what they mean

That every film doesn't do this is a disgrace (Ridley Scott im looking at you with your '100% dna matches' and cave paintings made when the area was under a mile of ice).

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

I wrote about the 23-year-old crypto bro with effectively no relevant work experience, who @alondra.bsky.social revealed is sitting in meetings, not paying attention, and then giving the thumbs up/thumbs down on whether they can get their NSF grants...

I’m sure these people are basically eye to eye with Miller ideologically but he’s also a screeching, bitchy little nerd and it sounds like that’s tripping their basest bully synapses

Jesus fucking Christ. Having been in the Humanities for the last 20 years what the fuck? The ONLY ONLY ONLY path forward is solidarity I sure as shit didn’t feel it from a lot of colleagues during the last generational assault on my disciplines but I fucking am going to demonstrate it

Huh, you would think these big fancy law firms should’ve known that

The NEH staff I know truly went above+beyond their jobs. Finding students at conferences to chat w/+learn about their work, core participation in DH field-defining discussions (including accessible explanations on early DH Twitter), focus on community learning (incl productive failure!) not Product™️

"Not everything has to be gay!" I disagree. Everything needs to be gayer and I won't stop until it is.

It takes nothing away from the brilliance of this show to acknowledge that this character was often humiliated and harassed in ways we would now recognize as totally gross, and it was Swit’s job to be plausibly so above it and so hyper-competent that she wasn’t pitiable or hateable.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court allows the Trump administration to enforce its immigration parole grant terminations for around 500,000 people during litigation. Jackson writes a strong dissent, joined by — and only by — Sotomayor.

Please don't leak a Glenn Greenwald sex tape. It's immoral, a huge violation of privacy, but I also just don't want to see that. Thanks.

!!! This email from Boundless Publishing (successor to in-liquidation crowdfunded publisher Unbound) disclaiming responsibility for Unbound’s debt & labeling owed royalties “goodwill payments” (whole thread is worth reading)

lets not miss this little bit about how he basically flouted federal contractor drug regulations, yeah I can see why he doesn't want there to be another admin ever again, losing his fortune is the least of his worries under a non compromised government

Dude was born in Cambridge and went to Harvard.

Third Way: “Dems would win if we encouraged people to be unrelenting assholes to trans/nonbinary people just trying to live their lives.” 1. This is wrong. 2. STFU.

I won't get mad I won't I won't get mad I wonAAAARGH BOURDAIN HAD THE MOST PERFECT OUTLOOK ON FOOD, HAVING EQUAL RESPECT FOR GREASY LATE NIGHT FAST FOOD AND HIGH END HAUTE CUISINE BECAUSE AS LONG AS YOU ARE ENJOYING THE MEAL (AND IDEALLY THE ENVIRONMENT AND PEOPLE) THEN THE CHEF DID THEIR JOB

Time to post it again.

OH YES I loved her SO MUCH in the two Flanagan horror joints she was in, give me more things we her please

This is so important! My daughter attended a private U. in Pa. for about the cost of our flagship public U. because 3,500 foreign students paying full freight were underwriting her scholarship

One thing we never talk about is how NASA was not allowed to fail in the same ways that SpaceX does. For NASA, they’ve been under a strict microscope of not wasting taxpayer dollars in their pursuits. The bar was always high. SpaceX has a lower bar, all while still using taxpayer dollars.

getting a lot of tags on this post and that is fine i understand buckaroos are just tryin to have fun, but please understand this has nothing to do with the tingleverse or my style of writing. automatically equating anal sex (which i do write about) to rape (which i dont write about) is harmful buds

look i'm not saying they're perfect but as a general rule of thumb, if you find yourself asking "am i or the Quakers going to be on the right side of history on this issue", you may have fucked up

Being on social media in 2025 also means accepting that a % of people who engage with you will be annoying on *every* platform. The difference is degree of toxicity and moderation.

I firmly believe that there is a part of everyone that wishes to tell other people what to do, and that part must be vigorously restrained

I have now voted. Where's my sticker? If you're in New Jersey, don't forget to vote. Primary Day is June 10. If you are voting by mail, like me, you need to find that envelope buried on your desk and open it up and fill it out and get it back to Mr. Postman!!

excellent thread

Something fishy about this sob story (1) The photos are stock shots taken in 2012 and 2014, available from Shutterstock and Alamy—links below. (2) There’s no trace of bankers Al and Alexandra Moy anywhere other than the Telegraph 🤔 www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/... www.alamy.com/stock-photo-...

#GNUTerryPratchett #Glorious25thOfMay

you can have it all my empire of yurt