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Paradise is like 🤯

First I thought it was the gold card, then I thought it was the repost of the crazy AI video, but it was in fact today’s insane meeting in the Oval Office that took the trophy for most unhinged White House moment of the week.

These cards have an 8+ age rating. I’m sorry, but WHAT? 😂

Just made banana muffins from scratch. I’m basically a trad wife. Except I’m not a wife and I care about people’s basic human rights.

Forget eggs - we need to get the cost of bowling down. It’s highway robbery out there.

I cannot state enough how much I needed this SNL50 special. It is giving me life.

The great thing about Severance is it either takes place in 1974, or 1992, or 2087.

I’m going to keep calling it the Gulf of Mexico because that’s the name it was assigned at birth.

Internet trolls are wild. Today I had someone call me a karen and told me to take a flight back to my 4-time Super Bowl losing state. Sick burn, tbh.

If there’s one thing Julia Stiles is going to do it’s make me cry when she’s crying.

Too bad I’m not one of those people who deals with stress by eating less and working out more. I’d be in amazing shape.

Grammys owning their history and doubling down on DEI - 10/10

Cowboy Carter - Best Country Album - 10/10!!!!!!!!

Pink Pony Club - 10/10

Grammys giving free air time for commercials to small businesses is 10/10

Janelle Monae brought her own ASL interpreter - 10/10

Did we all enjoy Springuary in Minnesota? I sure did!!

For someone who thinks a woman’s place is in the kitchen, Vance is really great at stirring the pot.

I did not FA, therefore I do not want to FO

“Project 2025 would never happen”

Watching the Tiger Woods Golf League and wow, these PGA guys suck at virtual golf 😂

Target pulled back a significant DEI initiative today. This is your reminder to see what other stores are available near you.

What’s the best trim color? White? Cherry? Pine? Auburn? Help!!!

I just went to Pinterest to search bathroom remodel ideas. WHAT IS HAPPENING THERE??? Where are the boards? It’s all Amazon and Wayfair ads now!

Checking in. How are we doing?

Take back your attention.

Testing the theory of toilets flushing the opposite direction in the southern hemisphere than they do in the northern hemisphere.

Drop your MLK Day movie or documentary recs 👇

I just got the Sunday Scaries - but for the inauguration.

I’m not mad. I’m disappointed.

This is - a little maddening. Mostly I’m sad.

If you never downloaded TikTok, consider yourself blessed. You never tasted the forbidden nectar. You don’t know how good it can be - but you also can’t miss it. I will be forever envious.

SCOTUS upheld the ban. Cool cool cool cool cool.

C’mon losers - we’ve got this!! 💙💙

If TikTok gets banned, and we can’t access it, do our pages still exist? Do our videos stay on the FYP? Can people still follow me? I need someone from outside America to check on my page for me. 😂