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emmalthorley.bsky.social
She/Her. 28, Scottish, chronically ill and complains a lot. Dachshund mother, avid reader, gamer and fibre artist. JšŸ’–
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How do i hack my grandads online funeral post to say no flowers please send my granddaughter books instead thank you xox

Everything about this year has been a continuous test of my will to live (which has always been extremely close to non existent) so everyone say thank you to my man for being the only reason I stay on this stupid planet šŸ˜’

Part 2 of Emma wasting the last dregs of her money: I had to repurchase an ear stretching kit despite having loads of spares that have gone missing since I moved or I finally got rid of them thinking I wouldn't need them again while I was moving out.

Bought a bag off Vinted listed as black and it turned up fucking navy blue. Can't even really blame them because it's like.. Questionably black/blue in different lights. Waste of money bc I can't even use it and sending it back would put me out even more money 😭

Once again asking if anyone has any spare USB to USB-C cables they don't need that they wouldn't mind mailing to me šŸ˜…

Incoming worst week ever and I've already been through about 100 of those recently. No peace til death 😐

Guess they won't get read if I just keep looking at them and not starting šŸ¤” 11.22.63 first!

I don't really do reading goals, I just go with the flow. I would, however, love to have these 3 books completed by the end of summer šŸ˜šŸ“š

Wearing a black bralette and a floaty mesh top over it and the fucking strap of my bra snapped off. Thank god I'm only at home with my mum and not out šŸ˜‚ Never trust a bra that has straps that detach.

Does anyone want to shut me up for a hot second and get me the count of monte cristo for hot girl reading classics summer amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/3T90NPMECTHGQ

It finally happened. I knew it was only a matter of time before something like this happened lmao šŸ’€

Why are stretched ears so fucking sensitive to anything 😭 I lost one of my silicone tunnels the other day and tried to put in a steel tunnel and it had shrunk so it hurt when I put it in and now the back is blown out, bleeding, swollen and sore as fuck. The inside is cut and pus-y. Jesus christ.

Have a day from hell, get ready for bed by doing a precursory spider check (I basically may as well live outside). Don't see any. Text bf gn. Eyes closed for 10 seconds. Something runs over my arm. Flip the fuck out. Turn my flashlight on. Giant spider.

IT'S WEDNESDAY! It's #buyastrangerabook day. The most groovy of all the days. I'll give out TWO books. FOR FREE. If you'd like one, let me know. Also, if you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know. It's a thing! Look. biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi... UK ONLY.

It's my baby's 7th birthday! 🄳

Sad to see these kids gloves I made go to waste so if anyone would like them I'm just asking you to cover postage! šŸ’•

Life is hard when you just want a hug or a cuddle but you don't like physical touch from anyone but a romantic partner lmao