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The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

submitted 2 days ago • 211 comments

ohhhh noooo don’t worry that basket doesn’t matter all that much ha ha :) it’s just the one i put all my eggs in

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Remember: If we allow ourselves to fall into fatalism, or wallow in disappointment, or become resigned to what is rather than what should be, we will lose the long game. The greatest enemy of positive social change is cynicism about what can be changed.

submitted 9 days ago • 174 comments

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...

submitted 11 days ago • 259 comments

Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue

submitted 11 days ago • 180 comments

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

submitted 14 days ago • 765 comments

incredibly cool shit

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments

Oops 😬

submitted 15 days ago • 1041 comments

It's important to remember that they're dweebs, not nerds. Nerds know things.

submitted 16 days ago • 31 comments

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

submitted 17 days ago • 1765 comments

if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen

submitted 18 days ago • 83 comments

Anybody else’s YouTube algorithm feel particularly pipeline-y the last few days?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Bumping this with the hope that a senator might see it

submitted 18 days ago • 70 comments

Does Chuck Schumer know he is the highest ranking democrat in the senate?

submitted 19 days ago • 143 comments

Anyone know how to add TikTok to a new iPhone? My partner transferred everything from her old phone but TikTok didn’t move over and now’s says it can’t be downloaded from the App Store

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I think body slamming one of these DOGE guys through a table when they show up at your little part of the Department of Agriculture that weighs cows would actually have an impact

submitted 20 days ago • 159 comments

Just a quick reminder, nobody is coming. You are the adult in the room now.

submitted 20 days ago • 92 comments

Did y’all ever get so mad at someone you won a bunch of Grammys about it

submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

They want you to ask permission and comply just because. Remember illegal and immoral are not the same thing.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Being queer and getting to be a part of queer spaces is the best shit out there 💜

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

People getting excited about Creed again feels good and bad. A Christian band that people didn’t know was Christian resurfacing in 2025 feels scary, but also WITH ARRRHMS WIDE OPOAAHHNNN

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

This post and the comments underneath it is an enriching and informative discussion. I urge you all to read this and read the comments.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

submitted 23 days ago • 1414 comments

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

submitted 23 days ago • 633 comments

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

submitted 24 days ago • 3794 comments

Trump's funding fiasco is a sign of what's to come under his second regime. But we can't tune out. That's exactly what the oligarchs want.

submitted 24 days ago • 48 comments

Weird to get an email at work that essentially says “Hey y’all the President says we can buy stuff again!”

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Is it clinical depression or is it gestures vaguely at everything I can't tell anymore.

submitted 24 days ago • 21 comments

The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.

submitted 24 days ago • 4873 comments

If you see Chalamet put on 20+ lbs of muscle, Luigi movie confirmed.

submitted 25 days ago • 78 comments

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

submitted 25 days ago • 1031 comments

If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

submitted 25 days ago • 110 comments

Slurs are for people desperate to be funny but too dumb to remember Anchorman quotes

submitted 25 days ago • 14 comments

So Trump's shutting down of the entire government's funding system for American projects is literally so he can go line by line and target transgender people and other minorities. When we said transphobia affects cis people too, well... here you go.

submitted 25 days ago • 65 comments

Four words: have a ho phase

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

www.nytimes.com/2024/12/18/o...

submitted 25 days ago • 1248 comments

i will say that we have never experienced anything like an administration trying to essentially freeze the activities of the entire federal government while making a series of illegal power grabs. genuinely unclear to me what kind of response, if any, these guys are generating against them

submitted 26 days ago • 1475 comments

Good morning and a happy national panic to all non-profit workers today! 😅

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All theonion.com/pentago...

submitted 26 days ago • 54 comments