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American planes are crashing almost every day and the Secretary of Transportation is visiting the Daytona 500 and tweeting at Pete Buttigieg.

submitted 20 days ago • 818 comments

Her husband is currently being sued for rape. She is being sued for covering up an interstate child sex ring. Her son in law is a virulent racist. Her daughter compared 9/11 to their federal drug racketeering trial. Shane’s cool though.

submitted 25 days ago • 33 comments

Them: You seem depressed, what’s wrong? Me: *Opens social media and read first post I see* “Breaking News!” *closes it* Me: Hmm yeah not sure

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl

submitted 28 days ago • 155 comments

Share EVERYWHERE. We need to make people aware RIGHT NOW. #DepartmentOfEducation #HR899 #Education

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 36 days ago • 78 comments

My Mental Health: If we burn you burn with us!! My Physical Health: *sighs and grabs another cookie*

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

✨Felt cute. Might punch a nazi later.✨ #justgirlythings

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Found it

submitted 42 days ago • 74 comments

New politician test: “Are trans rights human rights?” If they answer ANYTHING other than an immediate YES, walk away while saying “I’m not voting for you.”

submitted 42 days ago • 31 comments

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

submitted 45 days ago • 4408 comments

TikTok: *shuts down* Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭 TikTok: *returns* Me: who r u TikTok: Your shayla Me: mmm nah seems sus bye

submitted 45 days ago • 73 comments

submitted 46 days ago • 13 comments

That’s MY Spotify to artist

submitted 48 days ago • 7 comments

Who you gonna believe? ELON MUSK? Or your lying eyes 👀 youtube.com/shorts/s06Je...

submitted 48 days ago • 93 comments

Ketamine Kaiser Kan’t help himself.

submitted 48 days ago • 96 comments

We’re cooked…. He just did the Roman Salute twice on stage.

submitted 48 days ago • 56 comments

A Snoop Dogg CD works really well to scrape dog shit off of the sidewalk. Follow me for more life hacks.

submitted 50 days ago • 339 comments

The TikTok ban is the worst series finale since Game of Thrones.

submitted 51 days ago • 44 comments

Idea: when weird angry people with bible quotes in their bio yell about China and communists or whatever, I’m going to just reply to them by posting bible verses translated into mandarin and watch them freak out over just seeing Chinese characters on their phone

submitted 51 days ago • 17 comments

Crazy thing to explain to the next generation: Raiding the United States Capitol gets you exactly what you want: All your crimes disappear, every branch of government under your control, and every major American company bowing at your feet.

submitted 51 days ago • 5 comments

When life gives you lemons, hand that motherfucker a potato. Now he's just as confused as you are.

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submitted 58 days ago • 14 comments

You can also find me on RedNote! www.xiaohongshu.com/user/profile...

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

lol

submitted 107 days ago • 5 comments

I just spent the last few hours finding all of my favorite TikTok creators on Bluesky… now doing the same thing for YouTube.

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

What I Support LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ BLM 🖤 Free Palestine ☮︎ Indigenous People 🫶 Women’s Rights 💖 Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥 Gender Identity 🤍 Mental Health Awareness 🎗 Autism Awareness ♾ Disability Awareness 🏥

submitted 110 days ago • 1437 comments