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I'm investing in Janet early I know she will return high yields throughout her time on television including her divorce from Jason within Two (2) years #stanethive #thevalley

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CW: nerd shit Fuck JSON API for real though

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Bf watching #rhobh s1 for the first time is like a toddler learning their colors.. "lisa is the only smart one" "wow whys kyle trying to make her sister look bad on camera" "god taylor seems close to the edge" that's right honey. mommy knows :)

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Yknow with all the "death of bluesky" posting. Notice that nobody is suggesting going to reddit

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Donated blood yesterday and took off my bandage then noticed i was bleeding through my shirt horrifically and i just went "whaaaaaaa?"

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One time we walked past pedro pascal in nyc and my friend involuntarily did jazz hands at him and then went "sorry idk why i did that" and he was nice about it :-)

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My darling ADHD boyfriend took off my keyboard keycaps to clean my keyboard and then went to go get compressed air and decided to go to REI and that reminded him he had to get a bike thing fixed and so hes been out for hours and my keyboard has no keycaps

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Hate peanut butter in baked goods love a pb and j :(

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I have Triumphed

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His ass is not doing test driven development

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In this house we do ride for carl radke bc i know my boring ass would come off the same way on camera. He just sits in the corner reacting to situations with an awkward platitude like "suns out guns out" without really engaging. Hes like a halloween decoration going off when someone gets nearby

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My boyfriend is bullying carl radke and he won't stop:(

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I'm thinking of getting my cheeks sucked out and my lips blown up and my eyelids yoinked up and big huge veneers :)

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If you're gonna play your music out loud without headphones you can do that but then i get to look at your phone screen

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I'm being 38% more of a bitch td than usual and i think its because im wearing a bodysuit

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"Ok we're gonna do unemployed people on that side, threats to society on that side"

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Yo this reminds me when Justin and I got in a huge fight I told just he would never be getting ratioed on popbase, Yikes I know, so mean For some reason because I think he's a washed up douchebag I thought i gotta get even...

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Neurodivergent! At The Open Office Floorplan

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Bro my dog's mom's owner found us through this dog genetic testing thing and she reached out to us to meet up and has since ghosted. Then i texted her again and she was like "omg i meant to respond!!" And now--ghosted again

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I'm ordering custom stickers for a present for someone and i just remembered there was Discourse about one of the sticker making companies on here (sticker mule) and now i know not to buy from the evil sticker company. Which is fine but it would be nice to not have to worry about that sort of thing

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Aging rules and every year gets better in many ways but my college besties and i only see each other once or twice a month and :((((

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Oh boy i have yet to watch s2 but lmk if we need to dig a moat around the utah perimeter and prevent anyone from ever going out or in

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Culturally now is the perfect time to bring back original, not-woke antm. In several years when woke is back it will be to late

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If you're in brooklyn you simply must go to dunya kebab house. I think there's two locations. Literally the greatest thing ever ever ever

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This was so much fun.

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I love grabbing a real housewife username on obscure socials lol. I'm countessluann on a knitting website, tinsleymortimer on peloton, bethennyfrankel on bereal

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It's going down tn

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Intern season:)

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One of the takeaways from sinners is that we need more movies with bollywood-style random original choreographed numbers that don't really advance the plot (this is different from a musical and I'll die on that hill)

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Have been busy this week against my will so now i get to watch #bddu #thevalley and #summerhouse when i get home :)

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My dog's daycare dressed up all the chihuahuas/mixes yesterday for national chihuahua day 😭

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Bf and i are watching rhobh from the beginning and its soooo weird liking kyle

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I have my quarrels with AOC but men spoke to me like this on a completely regular basis i would have had multiple viral meltdowns already 🤠

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Remained remarkably chaste through most of sinners but put Michael b. Jordan in a dirty tank top with a gun and I'll start barking at the screen

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Yaaay i love computer science yaaaay i love coding i just hated my old job yayayayayyyyy omg

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Congestion pricing was designed to finance more than $15 billion in critical transit upgrades in New York City. Those investments will take years. But the parallel changes at street level are already apparent. Here’s what we know so far. nyti.ms/4mbuGg0

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